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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Homelander is beaten to death on live television. The world watches him die...

    Or at least, they think they do.

    When Ashley Barrett watches this happen on her phone in the safety of the tunnels beneath the White House, she realizes she needs to see him with her own eyes. And when she does, everything falls apart.

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    This is a sort of fix-it for the series finale of The Boys. What if Homelander survived his encounter with Butcher? What if he were forced to live as a human with the horrific injuries inflicted upon him?

    What if being beaten to near death on live TV turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to him?

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Earving does as he's told. It's important that he always be on his best behavior, after all — Buster Beaver says so.

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    29 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Black Noir is tasked with breaking in Vought's nine-year-old asset; no one expects him to break free of his programming and steal the child instead.

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    29 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Everything had been fine, normal really. It had been a quiet evening of brushing up on curriculum work. He’d been on Kamino, their home which was supposed to be safe. He was Captain Fordo, the best of the best and trained by Jango himself. So how could this have happened, to an Alpha class ARC trooper no less?

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    22 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    This takes place after season two of Hazbin Hotel.

    Five years ago, the Vees had won their war against Heaven. Charlie’s plan against them had failed and Alastor had lost against Vox, having run away mid fight again.

    Due to Vox’s semantics, they had gotten up to Heaven, taken over, and regained with their own dictatorship that was both hated and worshipped by all and none.

    Heaven had stood down for about six months before taking back their power by force, just as Vox had done. Another war had broke out, crashing both realms into unmistakable violence. The Vees had lost after a month of war and had been put to trial.

    A grueling trial had began. Exposing. Graphic.

    They each got their own punishments. Personal. Intimate.

    They would be separated for the rest of eternity. Doomed to their own inane fates.

    Valentino however, his was different.

    And nowadays he was with someone who had sought to destroy him.

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    The Vees suffer way too much, hate their lives, and Angel and Husk give sanctuary to one special very traumatized moff.

    I’m glazing this whole story.

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    05 May 2026