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    Deep Waters is a canon-divergent fantasy universe set in the 1680's and follows the journey of what happens when the angel Aziraphale encounters and is kidnapped by pirates, and the demon Crowley must be the one to rescue him - But there's so much more going on than either of them could possibly ever imagine; close to home and out on the open seas. Embark on a tale of good, evil, and unimaginable power and what must be done to ultimately save the human race from certain doom.

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    Of All These Yesterdays is a series of fics which are meant to be canon adjacent, filling in the in-between off screen bits that we don't see.

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    Everything happens so fast in Erebor. Bilbo returns, to a life that promises well-deserved happiness, but he would be a fool to think that finding that happiness by the side of a monarch would come without its surprises and adventures.
    The sequel to Nothing Gold Can Stay, at long last.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Also the greatest fic ever

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    Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?

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    05 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The greatest fic ever written.

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    The playlist of classical music which follows is inspired by some of the many extended metaphors and recurring imagery employed by Chloë in her sophisticated work of fan fiction, Vine Slips of a Strange God, and the intense relationship between priest and gardener. The track choices are very personal, because they are nearly all either pieces that I have performed, or are composed/performed by queer creatives (mostly two from each, but not always). In that sense it's not very balanced or representative, it's just music that means a lot to me.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    For all our worth, mankind lacks that sixth sense which seems to guide sea birds across thousands of miles of trackless ocean...

     

     

    Upon transfer to Tadfield, newly promoted Flight Lieutnentant Aziraphale Fell is set to take off on his 11th operation within the hour with the mission of navigating his new crew across to Berlin and back. The war in Europe has been raging on for four years and tensions are higher than they've ever been after weeks of poor winter weather have caused more wreck than night fighters in enemy skies.

    He’d already made peace with the fact that any one of these nights could be his last but it's after one of these operations, at three in the morning, that Aziraphale finds himself staring at another man working on an aircraft set aflame. His hair is auburn and his eyes are liquid gold. Just the same as they were thirteen years ago.

    And suddenly, all such peace is shattered.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    Part two of Vine Slips.

    Father Aziraphale Fell and his church gardener Anthony Crowley finally give into their entwined desires and fall into each other after months of pining and one electrically charged week leading up to Advent that changed everything.

    This starts as a Christmas fic, but ultimately it’s a story of of healing, kinky indulgence, raw vulnerability, and the radical tenderness of two broken stems growing into each other to produce something stronger and thirsty for life, for love, for light.

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    05 Dec 2024