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    When Harry fills in as assistant to CEO of Malfoy Enterprises, Draco Malfoy, he learns to navigate the unfamiliar world of luxury while deciphering his new boss's challenging personality.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    After a Potions accident, Harry ends up under the influence of a Liquid Imperius potion keyed to Draco — or so Draco believes.
    Basically, it’s porn with feelings and a highly dubious plot.

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    06 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    random quote I found for the title, don't know where it originated from

    Harry and Draco aren't friends, but they also aren't enemies,
    Harry wants to know why he has never found any true interest in girls, Draco offers to help.
    Draco had been in love with Harry, and their frenemies with benefits causes more harm than good for him, but he isn't gonna stop.

    (Just want it to be known, FUCK Jk Rowling)
    I'm brushing up on the movies and books while working on this bc its a bit fuzzy, also don't expect any good British slang I measure things in hamburgers and freedom units.

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    06 May 2026

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    “I have never even touched another man's cock, Harry. What if the first time I do, I fuck it up?”

    “Isn’t it just like touching your own?”

    Draco rolls his eyes. “Maybe, but I won't know for sure until I try, will I?”

    Maybe that logic stands. Maybe that's a very clever way of thinking. Maybe that's what makes Harry's brain settle on an absolutely splendid idea. A genius though. An epiphany one could say.

    “You can practice on mine!”

    * * * * *

    Harry is straight. And isn’t that just too bad, because if he wasn’t, then he would be totally and desperately in love with Draco.

    Luckily, he can at least be Draco’s friend. Draco’s very good friend. Draco’s very good friend who helps him out when in need.

    That’s what Harry keeps telling himself as he embarks on a journey of sexual exploration with his very best mate.

    He’s just being a good friend.

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    30 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    After the downfall of the Dark Lord’s regime, magical society is desperate to recalibrate its normality. Implemented by the Ministry, all previously disadvantaged final year alumni must return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to resume their final year of education.

    Harry Potter is desperate to return to the familiar warmth of home, only to find himself out of his comfort zone and forced within the unwanted proximity of his arch rival.

    Determined not to let the Slytherin snake shake his optimism, Harry endeavours to keep his wits firmly in line. But how long can such resolve last when hell starts to resemble heaven decorated in illicit masks of sin most irresistible?

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    28 Apr 2026