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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. by Sityro
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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An unexplained event drops people from Earth, or “outlanders”, into Thedas. Especially in Kirkwall, most were assumed to be demons or abominations and killed on sight. But Elaine has managed to survive. Once a skilled paralegal working to advance her career in law, she now works to stay under the radar and avoid Plot Nonsense.
That plan is ruined when she finds herself helping after a catastrophe at the Bone Pit overwhelms the free clinic in Darktown. Another outlander has become an ‘oracle’ claiming to tell the future, and she decides she can’t keep hiding her head in the sand.
What follows is a mostly lighthearted game of cat and mouse as Elaine tries to help the mages oppressed by the Chantry, figure out what the other outlander is doing, and survive a few unexpected challenges along the way.
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11 Jun 2026
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Mass Relay: Thedas? by StarrShineGirl
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Apr 2026
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After the Reaper War, the Normandy was retrofitted into a diplomatic ship. Admiral Shepard and her crew of overqualified badasses have nothing to do but smile for photos and cut ribbons.
Then a very confused medieval knight falls through a magical portal into their shuttle bay.
Cullen Rutherford thinks he's been captured by demons. The crew thinks they've been boarded by a renn faire enthusiast. They're all wrong— and none of them are ready for what comes next.
A crossover about purpose, found family, darkspawn, and the unlikely romance between a genetically engineered biotic and a knight-in-shining-armor who didn't know what a shower was.
Also featuring: one galaxy-ending bioweapon, two krogans, a crisis of faith, an awesome vacation home, armpit punches, a pope-assassin, a porcupine, an overpaid chef with a vendetta, and several ogres getting headbutted.
Bookmarked by Bitten1ce
08 May 2026
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Worth a Shot by softdeadline
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
19 May 2026
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“Are we killing the Inquisitor? Because honestly I am very down to kill him right now.”
“We cannot kill the Inquisitor."
“Still deferring to leadership?”
“I have no love lost for the man, but I am aware that embedded in his living flesh is the one thing that stands a chance of determining the fate of the entire realm.”
“Honestly this is the problem with chosen ones. They're too difficult to depose.”
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This is an alternate ending exploration for “Crimes for the Inquisition.” It features an alternate timeline where nothing has gone according to plan, but not all hope is lost.Series
- Part 17 of Crimes for the Inquisition
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28 Apr 2026
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After months of financial stress a job offer appears, but wuh oh, it might be too good to be true. Better go and check it out though.
Vampires don't call about jobs, that's silly.
(It's Vampire Perpetua, babey)
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- Part 1 of Emeritus Vampires
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16 Jan 2026
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Huh, that's weird. The guy in this old silent film looks just like the guy I met outside- heywaitaminute
It's Vampire Terzo.
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- Part 2 of Emeritus Vampires
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16 Jan 2026