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Robert sometimes worries about his teammates, especially Gavi. It's basically second nature for him to be able to tell when something's up. Gavi is almost like his own pup, after all.
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- Part 7 of Football
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Sometimes Gavi's friends have really, really dumb ideas. And this is just beyond dumb.
The fact that it turns out well? In a way, that's dumb too.
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- Part 6 of Football
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“Just ‘cause you’re the best defender in the world–”
“I’m not,” Pau says. He can’t even defend his own boyfriend from being flirted with.
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- Part 5 of Football
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His crush on Gavi wasn't a ‘crush’, because the word crush implied it was childish, silly, and not serious.
So what was it?
It was love.
Robert Lewandowski was madly in love with Pablo Gavi.Robert is a desperate and greedy man. He will take what he can get.
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- Part 4 of Football
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czechia is worried about his little brother
(originally writen july 2025)
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- Part 14 of CountryHumans V2
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CountryHumans V1 by orphan_account, ProblematiicArchive (BlossomingRoses), ProblematiicArchive (orphan_account)
Fandom Geography (Anthropomorphic)
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May 29, 2026. At 11:41 a.m., the internet completely loses its mind. Fabrizio Romano drops a bomb: Real Madrid just triggered Pau Cubarsí’s massive $350 million release clause. Because of Barça's financial mess, the board is forced to take the money to save themselves from bankruptcy, effectively packing Pau's bags for him.
While social media is in total meltdown and José Mourinho is gloating to the press about "buying the house," Pau is sitting in a dead-silent private jet. He's only 18, he never asked for any of this, and his phone won't stop buzzing with heartbreaking texts from his La Masia teammates. Staring out the window into the dark, he has to face the reality that he's being forced to fly straight into enemy territory.
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04 Jun 2026
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Pau gets a red card during El Clásico, Marc remains catastrophically oblivious, and Lamine Yamal is forced to witness the slowest realization of all time.❤️💙
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04 Jun 2026
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Sergio Ramos is the first omega in professional football, FIFA has to make sure he's useful.
Or, the story of the first couple FIFA paired up for their reproduction system
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- Part 1 of FIFA reproduction system
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25 May 2026
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La nueva temporada empieza, Robert ya no está y Gavi actúa como si nada hubiera cambiado, lleno de sonrisas y entusiasmo. El problema es que todos en el vestuario parecen darse cuenta de la dolorosa verdad detrás de su fachada
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23 May 2026
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“Lewy’s big feet are to blame.”
“You know what they say about big feet."
“What's that?”
Fermín wags his eyebrows. “Big feet. Big dick.”
Gavi immediately goes pink while Pedri snorts. “Wh-what?”
(Or: Gavi learns something new about anatomy.
Takes place after today's match against Real Sociedad, in which Robert Lewandowski's goal was ruled out due to offside/VAR.)
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17 May 2026