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No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.
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01 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?- Language:
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Bookmarked by Bluerienne
30 Jun 2026
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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30 Jun 2026
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When Hermione Granger Friendzones Draco Malfoy by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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For five years, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been the last singles standing. They share a bed, he buys her wardrobe, and she sits between his legs every movie night, dismissing their tactile codependency as "platonic survival instinct." Draco calls it torture. He waits, pines, and spoils her while she obliviously friend-zones him.
But when a game of Truth or Dare forces a kiss, the walls crumble. From secret touches under a wool blanket to a possessive claiming in his penthouse, the friendzone doesn't just break—it incinerates. Sometimes, you skip the engagement and go straight to the baby shower.
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Friends to Lovers between Draco and Hermione.
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- Part 1 of Comfort zone: No Drama, HEA Guarantee
Bookmarked by Bluerienne
30 Jun 2026
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Movements, Contrived and Improvised by HeyJude19 for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.
A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.
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Bookmarked by Bluerienne
29 Jun 2026