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Ian sighed happily as he finally yanked his keys free from the endless abyss that was his work bag, an excited beat was thumping through him as he finally got inside, ready to be jumped by his ridiculously energetic kids and husband. The talented mage paused for a moment in surprise as he was greeted with nothing but silence.
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Fast light steps padded towards his room before a light knock played on his door, it was light enough that if he was asleep he would have never heard it, thankfully he was wide awake now because only one person would be nervous fidgeting in the empty hallway. He couldn't fight the grin making its way onto his face, even dead exhausted Ian knew how to put a smile on his face even if it was just him sneaking around the house like a cute quiet mouse.
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Four people who knew about Barley and Ian before they knew! by Bluetadpole
Fandoms: Onward (2020)
14 Jan 2022
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Barley and Ian have a awkward dorky wonderfully loving family who saw how much they loved each other way before they even figured it out!
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Ian sighed loudly in displeasure hands glowing green with magic as lips mumble a healing enchantment, fingers running through straight blue hair mindful of the blood dripping down the head of his favorite troublemaker.
"Barley you’re getting too old for stupid stunts like this"
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Barley liked to think of himself as a smart guy, sure some plans lead to broken arms and legs but you gotta crack a few eggs to make omelet yeah know? He definitely knew he had his history on lock and was pretty sure he was a GREAT boyfriend, made sure to shower his magical little wizard with awesome candle lit dates and under the starry night fun!
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The announcement that Prince Naruto is seeking a spouse gains a lot of attention. Minato considers himself to be quite the open-minded king, but he can't help but feel wary about the cloaked man presenting himself as a possible suitor for his son's hand.
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27 May 2026
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Sometimes it's best to leave an unidentified spill coming out of an open vent alone instead of proactively going out of your way to clean it up.
[AKA: Waterboy gets stuck in a vent and Robert decides to help himself.]
[#WATERMECHWEEK NSFW DAY 2 - Stuck in Something]
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12 May 2026
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“...If you were going to do this, you should have finished the job, Mecha Man.” The villain's quiet, hoarse voice drifted toward Robert's ears, and Robert finally looked around himself long enough to digest the magnitude of the destruction around him. Almost like the villain had intended to burn everything down to ashes, including himself.
Ugh, fuck. Fucking fuck.
or; what if a trip to jail wasn't the end of that fated encounter?
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11 Feb 2026
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Robert continued, “What qualifies as the best insult? Is it like a scale? Are we putting it to a vote?”
The comms went silent for a moment; bless their little asshole hearts, they were really straining their mind muscles right now.
“That’s a good point– how will we know who’s the winner? We’re likely to vote for ourselves– leaving it a complete standstill.”
Robert rubbed his temple; he didn’t know why he was entertaining it, but– goddamn he was also pretty fucking bored. And color him intrigued.
“Okay, how about this? The winner is the first person who can hurt my feelings, deal?”
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29 Jan 2026
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It's My Right to Be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous by Colorfullyminded, InkAndSmudge
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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But Robert knew no matter how much he wanted it, kindness wasn’t something he, or his stupid, broken down body, deserved.
He pulled away again, averting his eyes self-consciously whenever he remembered why he was really there tonight. The last thing he wanted was for Waterboy to see him like that. To see what the hero that he idolised was really like behind all the smoke and mirrors.
Herman’s smile fell at the same time as his lighter-coloured eyebrows rose, “D-don’t you want to dance-join in?” He glanced around the place where Robert was still leaning against the counter, “You’re all by your-alone.”
Not for long, if I’m lucky, Robert thought bitterly. The ache that had been building in his gut all day felt like a ravenous, gnawing hole now. It twisted something inside of him, made him feel sick and rotten and wrong. And a thousand miles away from the sweet-faced, wetsuit-wearing hero currently giving up his Saturday night to help keep a bunch of villains safe at a crappy metal night.
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