Boojibiscuits



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    Buck, predictably, answers within two rings. “Yellow. You’ve got Buck.”

    “Hey, Buck.”

    “You okay?”

    Eddie lifts his head to confirm the state of his house. The orange tree is still very much there, amidst the wreckage of his home. The sole perpetrator, even. 

    “Sure,” he says. 

    Buck hesitates. “...Sure?”

    “There’s a tree.”

    “Where?”

    “Inside my house.”

    “Oh.” Eddie can practically see Buck’s eyebrows furrowing. “Like, you bought a tree?”

    “No,” Eddie says. He hasn’t blinked since Buck picked up the phone. “It’s the orange tree.”

    A beat of silence. “It’s inside your house.”

    Eddie lets out an exhausted huff, leaning back in his chair. “Apparently.”

    OR: there’s an orange tree. It’s in Eddie’s house.

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    “What do you want to do?” Buck asks. It feels like a safe enough question—something neutral, not too leading. 

    Eddie’s brain does not, apparently, think so. 

    “Touch— myself,” Eddie blurts, before his entire face flushes. He presses a thumb into the corner of his eye, nostrils flaring as Buck stares, jaw hanging open. 

    For a long, horrible moment, neither of them says a word.

    OR: fate forces Buck and Eddie’s hands when they get doused with truth serum. 

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    Dragging a hand down his face, Eddie says, “It was thirty seconds.” 

    “Of betrayal,” Buck says darkly. 

    A laugh bursts out of Eddie. “You’re–” 

    “I’m what?” Buck advances on him before stopping abruptly in the middle of the room. Behind him, the curry they’d been working on sizzles, oil burning. Neither of them does anything about it. “I’m right?”

    “Jumping to conclusions,” Eddie grits out. He hates being cornered like this. “Like you always do.”

    “Oh, okay,” Buck says, too brightly. “Same way you keep jumping through hoops to avoid saying anything you actually want to fucking say?” 

    Buck’s not being fair. None of this is fair. It’s not right, it’s not–

    “Fuck you,” Eddie snaps.

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    “What do you want from me, Eddie? What do you want?”

    “I want to know why you’re leaving.”

    Buck’s eyebrows twitch, mouth tugging downward. “I can’t sleep in your bed anymore.” Fiddling with his napkin, he adds, quietly, “What am I supposed to do when you get a girlfriend? Sleep on your couch for the rest of my life?”

    Eddie does not understand. What does any of that have to do with Buck? 

    “I’m not seeing anyone, Buck.” 

    “Yeah,” Buck says, voice fraught. “You’re not.” 

    Eddie gets the feeling he’s missing something. He stares at Buck, searching his features, looking for what it is. What will make Buck stop looking at him like this, like Eddie’s being mean on purpose? Like he’s saying all the wrong things?

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    “You guys shower together regularly?” 

    Buck furrows his eyebrows. “Oh — um no. We’re just running late, so we figured this would be more time-efficient. Plus, you know, it’s good for the environment." 

    For a moment, no one says anything. It’s Julia’s duty, she fears, to give them both a horribly awkward thumbs up. 

    “Okay,” she says. She’s fumbling this; she knows she is. But she does not know how to tell two men who just showered together platonically that they showered together. Platonically. “Smart. Love the environment.”

    Or: In the span of two months, Julia gets brutally dumped, loses her apartment to a fire, moves in with certified sweetheart Firefighter Buck Buckley, and successfully inserts herself into the lives of two firefighters who don’t know they’re in love. Not necessarily in that order. 

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