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Rick takes Jerry on a pity adventure to the one place where nothing bad could ever happen. Naturally, the universe sees this as a challenge.
Rick and Jerry are unknowingly served drinks made with a powerful aphrodisiac. They gotta fuck or die, man.
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30 May 2026
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Lister comes back drunk from a night out at Parrots. He wake Rimmer up.
This gets quite explicit.
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26 May 2026
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Rimmer can't understand why women seem to like Lister so much. Lister thinks it's about confidence and sexual ability - both of which he demonstrates handily.
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26 May 2026
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Lister can't take any more of Rimmer's tight uniform trousers and decides to do something about it.
"Something" being to make him cum in them.
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22 May 2026
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“Thought you were in control,” House murmurs, his mouth close to his ear.
The response is a broken sound, half-moan, half-sigh. He is. He isn’t. The confusion is a thrill, heartbeat loud in his ears.Early-canon House and Wilson meet in New Orleans and immediately make it everyone’s problem.
Includes poor decisions, worse timing, and a bathroom that has seen too much.Bookmarked by BorderlineRick
04 May 2026
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While out drinking, Rick makes a bad decision.
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01 May 2026
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Jerry confronts Rick about feeling hes owed the "little surprise" he was denied earlier that day.
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30 Apr 2026
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Desperate to stay awake long enough to gather data for one of his and Rick's experiments, Prime finds a way to entertain himself.
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30 Apr 2026
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In which Wilson and house have confessed they like eachother, but are still working out if they want a relationship or just fuck buddy situation. They quickly get their answer when Wilson finds House on an app designed for finding prostitutes — and the account was made recently. after their talk.
(one shot!)Bookmarked by BorderlineRick
25 Mar 2026
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Five times House masturbated in public and one time Wilson called the police.
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18 Feb 2026
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“Such a baby.” House teased and got a cold glare in response. “Let's see— fast acting, non-narcotic treatment for migraine… I prescribe a mega-dose of dopamine, oxytocin, and serotonin.”
Wilson snorted, pressing the heel of his hand into his right eye. The pain was currently radiating from behind his eyes. “Of course you would prescribe an orgasm for a headache.”
Wilson has a migraine and House is a good friend who just wants to help his buddy o'pal Jimmy get rid of his headache. Nothing more :)
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- Part 1 of the effects of dopamine
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01 Feb 2026
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House wants to get clean and Wilson helps him detox anyway he knows how, including the use of endorphins to relieve pain.
Dialog and detox symptoms heavily based on Under My Skin from season 5.
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01 Feb 2026
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“Anyway, my offer remains,” House tries again.
“I’m not having sex with you, House.” He sounds resigned, faintly annoyed. Not like he’s repressing anything.
“It’s not gay,” House says sardonically, “At least, according to the army. It’s just about getting your needs met. Friend to friend.”
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or: Wilson's around House too much, and it's beginning to drive him insane. Apparently, he's not the only one.
(Set during s2, when Wilson moves in with House.)
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20 Jan 2026
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Ten bucks to kiss Wilson's best friend at midnight. Problem is, he likes it a lot more than he wanted to.
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20 Jan 2026
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PROMPT: SEX POLLEN || SHIP: HILSON (DAY 15)
Wilson and House are subjected to lab work with each other, but things don't go as planned.
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Wilson sniffs the horny drug.Series
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16 Jan 2026
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S6E17 - Private Lives, but House stays home from the speed dating event and jacks off like he said he would; only Wilson gets home earlier than expected.
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- Part 1 of old man yaoi - Kinktober 2025
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09 Jan 2026
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House brings a peace offering- chocolate and wine. Too bad he didn't read the packaging first.
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09 Jan 2026
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Wilson reeeaallly thinks House should get a prostate exam. He's, like, super pushy about it.
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- Part 13 of old man yaoi - Kinktober 2025
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09 Jan 2026
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“I haven’t done this in years, House,” Wilson admits feebly, barely a whisper, feeding House’s curiosity. He deduces that it’s a plea for direction, for some sort of guidance, Wilson’s admission that he wants to do this right. The vague image of him, how his hands must be laying over himself as he awaits instructions, is enough to make House groan.
“Okay,” he breathes, picking up what Wilson's just put down. “You mentioned how I never do the dishes, or laundry, or vacuuming.” He moves his hand up, absentminded, pressing his palm down between his legs. “How does that make you feel?”
“God, it pisses me off,” Wilson sighs out, followed by a subtle clink of metal. “It makes me want to… to make messes for you to clean up. Just so you’d know how it feels.”
Or: House calls Wilson on a whim, unable to resist the urge to push his buttons. He earns himself a few reminders.
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08 Jan 2026
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S8 E8 - Perils of Paranoia, when House points the gun at Wilson and he totally doesn't get hard about it.
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- Part 22 of old man yaoi - Kinktober 2025
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08 Jan 2026