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    “God still hates me.”

    “Klaus,” Luther says, in all seriousness. “You are God.”

    Klaus scratches the back of his neck.

    “Huh. This explains everything.”

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    07 May 2024

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    “You don’t get it. How does no one else get it?” Klaus said as he made his way further into the store. “Mark my words, brother dear. This is going to be one of those times where it turns out I have some super secret insight and all of you are going to regret not listening to me.” He thought for a moment, “Well, regret is a strong word, but it will be incredibly inconvenient.”

    Diego stared at his retreating form, exasperated, “That’s just not even a thing.”

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    07 May 2024

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    They build a life atop cracked sidewalk filled with resin and flowers; once broken, but mended with strength and beauty. Reforged into something resolute and resilient.

    And then-

     

    And then-

     

    Dave dies.

    And everything they spent so long carefully, tenderly rebuilding, crumbles down around Klaus’s shoulders.

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    Dave dies. Klaus…learns some things about himself.

    In between it all, he’s just trying not to drown.

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    06 May 2024

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    Five months after Harry Potter’s defeat of Lord Voldemort, the new Ministry of Magic is prosecuting Death Eaters to the full extent in the hopes of eradicating Pureblood supremacy from society. Returning as Head Girl to Hogwarts for her last year, Hermione should be feeling elated. Instead, she finds herself racked with guilt when she is unable to restore her parents’ memories and is coerced into the Ministry’s corrupt plans for punishment.

    Little does she know that this is the perfect storm to lead her down the dark path of Blood Magic rituals with a certain blonde-haired, grey-eyed former Death Eater, the one wizard she hates most.

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    08 Oct 2023

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    Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear.

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    06 Oct 2023