Calamity_J
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Case File: [REDACTED] by Orphaned (Calamity_J) for BlueClanMarkings
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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Rules and regulations apply to everyone. Even to the bondmate of one Castis Vakarian. Especially to her. Being a Spectre doesn’t exempt Jane Shepard from bringing suspicious cargo onto the Citadel… and when she dares to try? Well ... the consequences followed lightning fast. 😏
And now a former general turned C-Sec officer, Septimus Oraka, is about to get a priceless, hands-on lesson in just how tricky handling humans can be — under a very close oversight of certain Head Inspector Vakarian. 😈
🚨 Mind the tags and warnings inside! 🚨
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- Part 2 of The Blue Horn(i)
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Doctor's orders by Orphaned (Calamity_J) for SonnieMesa
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Duty is a cruel spouse. Both Karin Chakwas and Septimus Oraka know it too well. But even if their beds grow colder with every passing night, no one says it has to stay that way forever ...
... aka age is just a number. Just beware of the old bones 😏
Written as assignment for Fornax 2025.
Prompt: Karin/Oraka: The older aged couple engaging in a slightly clumsy but passionate and intimate lovemaking. Fairly vanilla, Chakwas riding Septimus to completion preferred.
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All the Good Things Come in Threes by Orphaned (Calamity_J) for BlueClanMarkings
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
23 Jul 2024
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The anniversary of three years together is an opportunity that deserves proper celebration. Thankfully, Castis Vakarian knows just the right thing, that would make perfect gift for his bondmate, Jane.
Inspired by and based on universum of An Eye for an Eye written by BlueClanMarkings.
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- Part 1 of The Blue Horn(i)
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The Blue Horn(i) by Orphaned (Calamity_J)
Fandom Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
20 Aug 2025
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Neat little basket with big blue ribbon on top of it, holding all the unadulterated horni stuff inspired by universum created by BlueClanMarkings and her An Eye for an Eye story.
Because what started as innocent enough idea of a gift already turned into several variously unhinged ideas for other pieces, all featuring her take on characters found in the above mentioned story :3
Who doesn't horn with us, horns against us!
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A short take to a strong alliance that would form if Nihlus survives Saren's betrayal.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Calamity_J
12 Aug 2025
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What could have been... Or rather what absolutely needed to happen in canon 😈 if canon could get rated E 🤣 🙈
Nihlus as the best mentor ever 🤤😏
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you haven't said no yet by BlueClanMarkings for Calamity_J
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Their mates have joked for years that they should’ve just ended up together. They always laughed it off.
That was until Fedorian asked if Castis wanted to have sex.
Now they’re in bed together, it’s way too late at night, and the real punchline?
Castis hasn’t said no yet.
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- Part 8 of Female Shepard/Turian Daddies
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- English
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- 5,223
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Bookmarked by Calamity_J
12 Aug 2025
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One of those headcannons that are to die for 🙏 Platonic, friendly, spicy... A first time in a sense... And yet incredibly scorching hot 🥵🥵🥵
Cold shover (or several) afterwards are downright mandatory 🥵🥵🥵