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When the Coffee Maker Breaks by CanadianTrooper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Feb 2019
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All things considered, Thorin counted himself lucky that Bilbo was taking this so lightly.
“I’m going to need you to fill me in here because I feel like I may have missed a few steps in our relationship,” Bilbo grinned.
“There is no relationship.”
“And yet, your sister seemed so utterly convinced that we were living together.” Thorin flinched, Bilbo’s smile turned into a smirk as he continued, “So, while I pillage your cupboards for that canister of tea I bought, would you care to explain what is going on?”
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The Mad Kings of Erebor by CanadianTrooper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Jan 2016
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A new age has brought to Erebor unprecedented prosperity under the rule of its new king and consort. But everything comes at a price. And the toll for the reclaimed kingdom may be the sanity of its sovereigns.
Or: Bilbo falls under the control of the one ring and drags Thorin further into the dragon sickness. But at least the saps are still sickeningly in love.
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Atsumu has a long history of pissing people off, but this time he’s gone too far. Someone wants him dead, and although he doesn’t know who or why, it becomes clear very quickly that both he and Osamu are in danger. After a couple of close calls, Kita - the Kumicho of Inarizaki - decides it’s not safe for the two of them to stay in Hyogo; not until he finds out who placed the hit and eliminates them.
Atsumu reluctantly finds himself in Tokyo, taken in by a yakuza group that’s nothing like Inarizaki. The Black Jackals are a different breed, more lethal than he’s used to, and Sakusa Kiyoomi is the worst of them all. Of course that’s who Atsumu gets stuck with, and he and Sakusa are in constant competition for who hates each other more.
Tokyo should be a safe haven but between Atsumu’s bloody new assignments, the lingering threat on his life, and all the days trapped with Sakusa, Atsumu isn’t sure he’ll make it out of Tokyo alive.
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- Part 1 of Burden of Blame
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12 Apr 2026
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They stopped in the middle of the living room, and for a moment they just stood there, a little awkwardly, and Chris couldn’t help but let his gaze wander. Leon was wearing the most sinfully tight jeans Chris had ever seen in his life, they looked like they were damn near painted on those strong thighs, snug around the hips. The shirt was a plain blue button-up, but the top three buttons were open to show a peek of a collarbone, and suddenly Chris had to look away.
Chris swallowed hard. “Let me just find you something more comfy to sleep in. You probably reek of the club,” he said, motioning vaguely towards the couch. “If you want to watch TV or something, the remote’s right there.”
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Or the one wherein Chris volunteers to take Leon home, but ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for.Bookmarked by CanadianTrooper
10 Mar 2026
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the wolves come out to see the end (my claws are out, i want to feel it all) by BlackVultures
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 Apr 2024
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Leon stared into those disturbingly familiar eyes again–growing ever closer, attached to a furry body that had to be at least seven feet tall when walking on two feet–and came to a realization that left him feeling equal parts shocked and indignant. “Chris?” he hissed out, lowering the gun when the creature ducked its head and whined quietly. “Are you fucking kidding me right now?”
Another whine, and there were paws–no, they were more like hands, albeit the size of tennis rackets–on Leon’s shoulders, hot like brands through his clothes and body armor. Before Leon could react to that, there was something wet and slightly rough dragging over his cheek.
He was being licked.
Chris was licking him.
(AKA the one where Leon is sent on a simple rescue mission... but nothing is ever simple. Featuring werewolf!infected!Chris.)
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04 Mar 2026
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Apollo just wanted to win some runner-up money. He didn't want to win the dang contest. And he sure as hell didn't want to become Klavier Gavin's mysterious disappearing muse.
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24 Feb 2026
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Breath (And How That Leads To Sex) by IReallyHateMyself
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
01 Aug 2021
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Zenitsu began to slowly walk backward, in pure shock. Tanjiro was really… He was really being railed right now, wasn’t he?
“Please-- please--”
The Hashira let out a deep groan that went almost unheard under all of Tanjiro’s cries.
“Almost--”
Zenitsu was blushing all the way to his ears. Nope, nope, nope. He had to get out of here now. He didn’t want to hear *any* of this.
He scurried to the end of the hall, trying to not scream in panic that his nicest and most wholesome friend was getting his brains fucked out. By a much older and stronger demon slayer, no less-- a fucking Hashira.(AKA the fic on how Tanjiro and Giyu started hooking up, and how everyone found out. Featuring a completely innocent type of concentrated breathing training I made up for p l o t )
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- Part 1 of Breath, Sweat, and Tears (Trilogy)
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15 Sep 2025