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Fragmented by Canisa
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 May 2026
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Bilbo's memory was hazy. He couldn’t remember how he got here. He couldn’t even properly remember what he ate for breakfast, elevenses, or was it second breakfast? Oh and that pounding headache. The headache was driving him crazy. He couldn’t think. Everything seemed to blend together and he felt nauseated. He was doing all he could just so that he would not slip into a panic attack.
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The Little Hobbit by Canisa
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Apr 2017
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"You will make the most exquisite specimen in my realm"
Bilbo dipped his head to the side. “Specimen?” His voice was not alarmed, but steady. A hint of curiosity lingered in the undertone. It was clear he did not understand the word.
"I will have you. But I understand in your realm, everything comes with a price"
“I would do anything to bring him back.” He tilted his chin up. His voice was confident, a little bit louder this time as he declared. “I want to bring him back alive. He deserves to rebuild the kingdom he had claimed back when no one else had thought it was possible.”
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Die Hard, Sherlock Style by Canisa
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Dec 2016
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A continuation from Die Hard, Lestrade Style. After the attack on Nakatomi building, John Watson is on the flight from LA back to London. The former captain cannot wait to return to his London flat and see what Sherlock Holmes has done to their flat while he was gone rescuing Mycroft Holmes in LA. What no one knew was that there is still danger lurking, ready to strike. This part focus on Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, with supporting roles from Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes. Cheers.
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- Part 2 of Die Hard Infusion
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Die Hard, Lestrade Style by Canisa
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Dec 2016
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Greg Lestrade headed to LA to fix his marriage. What he didn't expect was to be stuck in a heist situation. To make things worse, Mycroft Holmes was caught up in this impossible situation as well...
Inspired by the movie Die Hard, where Greg Lestrade = John McClane, with extra plot twists thrown into the mix.
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- Part 1 of Die Hard Infusion
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A child adopted by the souls in a graveyard.
A creature that walked among the living but not quite living.In this alternate universe, John Watson learned that the land of the living is where the real danger lurks, and the land of dead is not devoid of emotions and love.
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Not Quite a Country Holiday by EventHorizon for EilidhOg
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Jun 2022
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Schoolboy Greg is evacuated from London during Operation Pied Piper and goes to live in the country with the Holmes family who have a son very nearly Greg's age, but completely unlike him in every other way imaginable. It's a hard time for Britain but maybe one small portion of the countryside can host the birth of a beautiful friendship. Or, at least, a tolerably pleasant association that can be endured with a proper stiff upper lip...
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21 Nov 2022
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The Sanctuary by Albuslover8101, BrandybuckPuck
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Aug 2015
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Being the only hobbit under the Lonely Mountain was fine until Bilbo realized it's been months since he felt grass under his feet. When he goes looking for sunshine, Thorin assumes the worst, and the Company is tired of putting up with their King and Burglar being oblivious idiots. Miscommunication and stargazing ensue!
Just... a lot of fluff. Shameless fluff!
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20 Sep 2022
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Fauntlery (continued) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Apr 2018
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Drafting a contract is a gravely serious task in Dwarrow culture; a contract concerning courtship, betrothal, and marriage even more so. Bilbo, the formerly respectable Hobbit of Bag End, was no stranger to the business of contracts, although he seemed to have underestimated the vigor with which the scribes of Erebor took to their task. Despite Dwarven confusion, there are some things a Hobbit simply requires, even if that Hobbit will live in Erebor.
(The second of my abandoned works to be continued.)
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13 Sep 2022
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“It’s something I’ve been working on, for Thorin. It’s a … chronicle. Of our adventure.” Bilbo thought that would be fine thing for Thorin to have, but suddenly he found himself wondering if it was a suitable gift for a king. “That is… right, isn’t it?”
“Yes,” Kíli said eagerly. “Since you’re not one for dwarven crafts, that is. It’s a work of your hands and a very symbolic one too. It’s perfectly appropriate.” He was practically glowing, though when Bilbo glanced at Fíli for confirmation, he found him unusually pale. But then, Kíli was elbowing him rather hard, and perhaps in a place that was still tender.
Bilbo's fake-it-'til-you-make-it interpretation of dwarven culture is working quite well for him, thank you very much- all the way up until it really, really isn't.
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13 Sep 2022
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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31 Aug 2022