Chaotic_Awful
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Ingo does not like surprises. He does not like mystery tracks, nor any last minute changes, for that matter. But, with the rest of the day ahead of him, and his interest successfully piqued, Ingo finds himself with an extra box to check off.
What is the ‘special package,’ and why is it so expensive? The ginkgo guild selling mystery boxes is not new, and it's still not Ingo's cup of coffee, never was. But, at the very least, it was sort of obvious what the box contained. The guild always had some sort of bundle sale going on - but never one so nondescript.
It just seems to totally enthrall him, like he should certainly take the time out of his day just to find out what it may contain. Plus, he's been told to try new things lately. It's not good to do the same things at the same times every day, take risks, that sort of thing. Maybe he will.
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Or, if you prefer, Volo has set up a checklist system to make orders if a customer happens to catch him while he's away. Ingo becomes enthralled by a nondescript 'special package,' and can't help himself, even with the price. He gets a little more than be bargained for. Twice. Actually, a couple times.
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Fixtures, Flora, and Folklore -- We Have it All! by Chaotic_Awful, Chaotic_Lawful
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
13 Aug 2025
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“Hmm?” Volo tilts his head to the side. Tuli sighs, because she knows exactly what that dumb, high pitched humming sound means. “Someone new..? Well, I never!” He grins. “Why didn't I know about this!”
Tuli doesn't actually catch any anger or anything in his voice, he's just using the expression as an excuse to say something to express his excitement towards the new recruit.
“Well,” Tuli snorts, shrugging at him. “When you leave for days at a time, and nobody can get a hold of you, you miss things! Who knew.” She snickers a little bit as he looks sheepish.
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Or, if your prefer, Ginter finds an injured man out in the middle of no man's land. He brings him back to the Guild, and the group quickly finds out they have no idea where the hell he came from.
Well, bar one; Volo'd wager a guess.
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Why Did I Say by Chaotic_Awful, Chaotic_Lawful
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions
15 Oct 2024
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Volo scrambles to a sitting position, gasp getting caught in his throat and sending him into a, however quickly resolved, coughing fit. He shoves his mouth yo his elbow, breathing in like he doesn't know when he'll get to do so again, shoulders wracked with effort.
Emmet sits up with him, unable to feel all that groggy, patting his hand against Volo's back. He's sure it's entirely unhelpful, but Volo stops either way and turns to look at him.
His hair is messy. Some strands fall over the bridge of his nose, sticking to his skin slick with sweat. His jaw is lax and eyes are wide as he catches his breath, staring at Emmet like he thought he may hurt him, looking like a rabid animal. Emmet is tempted to back up a bit, but doesn't find the energy in time.
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Or, if you'd prefer. Volo has a nightmare. Emmet is dying for something to do.
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- Part 5 of Strabby's Pokemon Fics
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When you make a pact in blood, it's a bit boring to just go for the hand, don't you think?
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Or, if you'd prefer, Volo takes some drastic measures. Adaman wants to go stargazing.
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- Part 3 of Strabby's Pokemon Fics
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No Wind Resistance by Chaotic_Awful, Chaotic_Lawful
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
04 Oct 2024
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“You’re not very good at blending in. Not very Sherlock of you.” Volo snickers.
“What!” Emmet reminds himself to keep his voice down. “What do you mean? I’m doing a great job.” He pauses. “You didn’t even give me a cigarette.”
“Didn’t have one. Good detectives need props,” He takes a drag off of his imaginary, irritating cigar. “And great detectives don’t.” he clicks his tongue, and when he blinks, it was probably supposed to be a wink.
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Or, if you prefer, Volo and Emmet spend some time in Sinnoh. They track down some suspicious people, though it's mostly Volo who cares. They get a little more than they bargained for.
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- Part 6 of Strabby's Pokemon Fics
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Strabby's Pokemon Fics by Chaotic_Awful, Chaotic_Lawful
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
15 Oct 2024
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In chronological order!
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Bald Men Saga by Chaotic_Awful, Chaotic_Lawful
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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It is named this way because of the names of the documents I wrote them in lol
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