CharlieTheGoose



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    "Yay pee"

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    odehan but they're kinda off-kilter

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    Maybe the real sweet treats of life were the disturbing cakeverse fics we wrote along the way

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    "Are you still nervous?" Minho asks, retaining that addictive nonchalance to his voice.

    Jisung releases a pathetic little laugh between his gritting teeth. “Yeah,” he breathes out. “Just a little bit.”

    "Let me smoke you out, then."

    Jisung makes the mistake of letting his curious gaze wander, allowing a mesmerized "How?" to escape him. He's done the moment their eyes meet, because then Minho's taking Jisung's jaw in his hand while the other holds what's left of his blunt, dark eyes trailing down to the lips he wants to coax apart.

    "Open for me."

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    Shotgunning: the practice of inhaling smoke and then exhaling it into another individual's mouth.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Started: 6/3/26

    3 Oh fuck, he can’t find out.

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    “So… Do you wanna do this? Play pretend?”

    Yes.

    But also no.

    But still. There was no other solution, right? It was all Seungmin had at hand. And although it sounded messy and like a not-so-good idea, he didn’t have any other choice, here, on the floor of some frat house’s kitchen at 1 in the morning.

    "Okay, let's do this."

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    Seungmin and Jiseok agree to pretend to be in a relationship until Seungmin deals with his ex girlfriend. Except it isn't as easy as they thought it would be when real feelings get involved.

    But they both agreed to do this no strings attached, so everything should be fine.

    Right?

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Started: 5/28/26
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  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    "Chan groans, this kid doesn't look much younger than Chan himself and he can't shift on command? Never mind, he isn't mad about not listening to his dad, this pack is fucking stupid. "

    Or, How the Stray Kids pack came to be.

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    “Peter Parker,” Minho slurs, feeling the effects of the alcohol. “I figured out your call sign. Your secret’s exposed, Spider-man.”

    “Are you…” Parker - Peter, as Minho’s foggy brain tags him - trails off, the corner of his lips lifting at Minho’s intoxicated rambling. “You’ve been thinking about me?”

    Minho grimaces, raising the beer to his lips and taking a swig, elbow brushing the already empty bottle beside him. “You’re so…” he trails off, trying to come up with the English word he’s looking for.

    “Handsome? Talented? Brilliant?” Peter grins at him.

    “Obnoxious!” Minho cries as Peter jumps off of the crate, landing next to him. “You’re obnoxious, Lieutenant Han.”

    russian translation

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    The waitress came to their table with the check once they were finished. Both boys shot out a hand to grab it.

    “I got it, don’t worry,” Seungmin said.

    “No, let me pay,” Hyunjin insisted. “As a thank you for being my first real friend here.” Seungmin didn’t budge.

    “If we’re friends now, you can get the next one.” He gently pulled the check out of Hyunjin’s hand, placing his card inside and keeping it in his grasp.

    Hyunjin gave him a shy smile. “Thanks,” he mumbled as he started to fidget with his fingers. Seungmin told himself he was being ridiculous, but he could’ve sworn Hyunjin's ears were dusted pink.

    Or, Seungmin joins the Newspaper Club at his university because he needs to fulfill a credit. Hyunjin joins because he loves writing. Between late-night deadlines and running the university Campus Cupid, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.

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    01 Jun 2026

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