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when Vincent Whittman, your average, slightly sociopathic teenager, moves to Louisiana, he meets the most weird, annoying boy he's ever met in his life.
however, this boy possesses the ability to captivate his mind like none other, so they befriend each other.
They discover their true, terrible selves along the way.
TL;DR: murdermedia modern teenage au
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- Part 1 of new horizons
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blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature by Chatimcookedfr for SpiderGobo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 May 2026
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Vincent and Alastor trusted you. They trusted you so much that they allowed you in on their secret hobby. But when you made a mistake that almost got you (and them) caught, they had to figure out some way to take you out of the picture.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, they like you too much to kill you.
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When Valentino and Velvette decide they no longer want the risk of associating with Vox, he finds himself at none other than the Hazbin Hotel.
Charlie agrees to take him in. He offers her his soul in exchange for a body, which she declines.
But both Alastor and Lucifer seem very interested in such a deal.
To whom will Vox sell his soul? And will their ceaseless bickering result in uncomfortable realizations among the three men?
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Vox deals with the anniversary of Alastor's rejection… surprisingly well, considering who the guy is.
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- Part 2 of From the Gallows
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I Could Heal This by Chatimcookedfr for ThisAlastorwasmadeforradio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2026
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Vox lost a battle, and he hides in his office during the long and painful healing process. luckily, Alastor is there.
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During a gala hosted for local media representatives, Vincent Whittman meets the dazzling radio star and toast of New Orleans, Alastor.
As he grapples with his own pitiless ambition and the dark secret behind his success, Vincent begins to fall for the mysterious man. But his growing obsession with the radio star leads him to find out a horrifying truth about Alastor, which could either bind them together forever or destroy their burgeoning relationship.
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My take on the human, murder media AU we all want
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Vox convinces the other Vees to go to a tree lighting and Valentino reluctantly goes. Unlucky for him he underdressed and the cherry on top, he stepped into a puddle of melted snow getting his foot wet. So now he’s cold and wet and Vox, like the good husband—I mean *business partner*—he is takes care of his overdramatic princess.
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25 Dec 2025
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After a particularly intense imagined scene during masturbation, Vox subdrops *hard*. As always Valentino is left to pick up the pieces that Alastor has left behind.
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Postcards from Kettle Springs by Widdershinsplints
Fandom Clown in a Cornfield Series - Adam Cesare
15 Mar 2026
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A collection of loosely-linked one-offs that (mostly) take place between book 1 and book 2 of the Clown in a Cornfield series.
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21 Nov 2025
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Down in Hell, if there was one currency worth more than souls, it was credibility. If Al went back on his word, even for a silly little bet, that was the end of his career as a dealmaker. Al liked to gamble, and for the most part it seemed he had the devil’s own luck, but it was only a matter of time before he lost something- before his happy-go-lucky attitude came back to bite him on his narrow ass. “Hey, at least it’s not your soul, right?”
“Mimzy.” Alastor grinned at her. “You’re not helping.”
“Aw, Al, you’ll be fiiine.” Mimzy stroked the side of Alastor’s head and he leaned into it, like the hopeless sap that he was, his ears flopping. A real kitten. That was the thing that most people didn’t understand about the Radio Demon. Al might be terrifying, and powerful, and all those things, but at the heart of it, he was just a silly man. Mimzy gave his shoulder a squeeze. “It’s just the TV-head guy, right? You like him. I know you do, else youdda eaten him by now.”
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19 Nov 2025