13 Bookmarks by Clockit

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  1. Rec 45

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    Jon finds himself in a world with different stars in the sky.

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    22 Apr 2025

  2. Rec 67

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    Link comes to in the middle of an unfamiliar room, and Rhett is not much help in putting the pieces together.

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    13 Apr 2025

  3. Rec *

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    An unexpected trip to paradise leaves Link with only one person to take along.

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    13 Apr 2025

  4. Rec 5

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    It's so much all at once, hilarious and stupid and insane, that right now they are on camera, drunk out of their minds, and having sex. Well, simulating sex. With a Rhett doll.

    “What happened to us?”

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    15 Nov 2024

  5. Rec 44

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    While prepping for their congressional testimony, Ellie and Ian catch Alan up to date a bit on life in the modern world. (Very minor spoilers for Jurassic World: Dominion.)

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    15 Jun 2022

  6. Rec *

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    Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.

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    29 May 2022

  7. Rec 20

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    "What happened to your hair?"

    Keys blinks. That might actually be the last question that he expected to come out of Antwan's mouth. Running the words over again in his mind doesn't help make sense of it. He's tempted to check over his shoulder for whoever it is Antwan must be talking to. All the times Keys has talked back at Antwan and it's his hair that's going to get him fired?

    This is not at all how Keys pictured his day going when he woke up this morning.

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    Written for the prompt: "What happened to your hair? Hold still, I'll just… Fix it for you."

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    23 May 2022

  8. Rec *

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    Stede comes back.

    Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.

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    15 May 2022

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    “Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
    “Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
    “Does it?”
    “Sure. What was that name again?”
    “Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
    “Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”

    The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.

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    06 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my god I was screaming throughout this, it's so perfect

  10. Rec *

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    “The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.

    “Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.

    Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.

    In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”

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    28 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So funny and hot ohmygosh

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    Ian's life is chaos.

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    18 Jul 2019

  12. Rec 16

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    We all know Dean hates flying. But when the person he's seated next to is Jeff Goldblum, everything is going to be okay. And who knows what even exists anymore?

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    06 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pure, beautiful insanity. That is all.

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    Loki blinks a few times. This day is just getting odder and odder. “You’re giving me a suite."

    “Well, yeah, you’re my guest, what, am I gonna make a guest sleep in a closet or something? I’m a dictator, not an animal,“ the Grandmaster scoffs. “First you think I’m going to kill you, then you think I’m going to defile you, and now you think I’m going to, what, put you in the basement and, and feed you scraps? Is your opinion of everyone this low or are you just—or do I just throw off some kind of—some kind of—"

    “Grandmaster,” Loki says, interrupting him from his tangent. “With a history like mine, one learns to be... cautious.”

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    06 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Jeff Goldblum: "...our characters, involved in what seems to be a deeply romantic and wildly sexual relationship..."

    WONDERFUL rollercoaster ride of a fic, just perfectly perfect, so in-character! It made me so ridiculously happy!

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