ConvolutedInJoke
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[Podfic] Playlist For When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by ConvolutedInJoke
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 May 2025
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He pictures the funeral sometimes.
He pictures someone he doesn’t know saying Viktor’s name wrong. He pictures screaming in public. He pictures stealing the ashes and keeping them in a protein powder container because it’s the only vessel big enough. He pictures lying in those ashes like a widow bird. He pictures baking the ashes into bread and feeding them to pigeons in the park.
He pictures swallowing them himself.
Or: When Viktor chooses a quiet death, Jayce learns how to love him to the edge of the end and carry what’s left through the sad art of letting go.
(An audio recording of Playlist For When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by SunsetPlums)
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Jayce is standing two feet away, stiff as a board, looking like he’s trying very hard not to have a panic attack.
“So it’s. Uh.” He says eloquently. He swallows, gestures, tries again. “You’re—”
“The configuration at the bottom of the vial indicated pregnancy, yes.”
“I thought you said you couldn’t- anymore.”
“I was wrong.” Viktor glances at the vial in his hand, shakes it. “Evidently.”
Or: What happens at the distinguished innovators competition doesn’t stay at the distinguished innovators competition. Jayce and Viktor take a day trip to Zaun about it.
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A pocket notebook or PNB is an item used by RCM officers to officially record details and incidents while on patrol.
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- Part 3 of History Book
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What escapes the furnace comes back to haunt you.
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- Part 2 of History Book
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The price of milk has gone up and nothing is getting into Martinaise.
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- Part 1 of History Book
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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falling in love (at a coffee shop) by zombiekittiez for banialuka
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
26 May 2022
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“Sometimes I think you might just be going along with me. Retaking the bar… How much was getting carried on by someone else’s will? I confess it weighs on me.”
Phoenix raises his eyes slowly. “You think I wanted to play poker in a bar the rest of my life?”
“I think you wanted what I wanted,” Edgeworth admits. “And that scares me sometimes.”
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- Part 2 of word pictures picture words
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16 Sep 2025
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#DaryanCrescendIsOverParty by hyacynthia for Kantayra
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
23 Jun 2025
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The Gavinners fandom reacts to Daryan's arrest.
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old college try by hydecircus
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 Jul 2025
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“And it’s…” He fumbles for the words. “Mine?”
“Yes, Viktor, what did I just say?”
Viktor doesn’t respond. He’s a little stunned. He’s extremely stunned. The sperm creation was something– something selfish. Cosmetic, more than anything else. Good for his ego, if not particularly useful. He wanted to cum like a cis man. He wanted to see if he could do it. Well, it turns out he could.
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The Defender of Tomorrow and the Machine Herald go on their first date in six years – to the abortion clinic.
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06 Aug 2025
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_ANTICLIMAX.EXE by fagenetix
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
01 Jun 2025
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Viktor is the ideal corporate fuckpig. Mid-thirties, no family, no prospects, drowning in a mix of old and new medical debt that can only be offset by continued allegiance to the company.
His routine ticks along in a single, predictable pattern: he shows up to work, worries about deadlines, keeps his mouth shut, and masturbates until he falls asleep. Every day for nine years now. Every day.
And then Jayce comes along.
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Jayce and Viktor enter a highly indecent workplace relationship.
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