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Davesprite finally works up the nerve to ask Dave for help figuring out if he can still get off. Dave says yes, as long as his boyfriend can come along for the ride.
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01 Jun 2026
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DO YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT I KEPT ONLY JUST FOR YOU? by seiragakies
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2026
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KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
KARKAT: ARE...
KARKAT: ARE YOU JEALOUS????
DAVE: fuck no im not jealous
DAVE: jealousy is so overrated there is no way in hell a cool guy like me would ever be jealous
DAVE: like not even ironically that would be so lameDave and Karkat have another heart-to-heart in the laundry room, which leads to other, less decent activities in said room. They should probably stop doing that and go to their perfectly serviceable respiteblock, but, well—there’s dirty laundry for them to take care of, first.
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01 Jun 2026
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Typical dirkjake breakup... except not really.
Tired of having his own shortcomings thrown back at him in the shape of endless orange text walls, Dirk goes radio silence. Maybe for once Jake will know what a prison of green feels like.
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01 Jun 2026
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to be perfectly honest i suck at this job im pretty sure i only got it cause roxy put in a good word for me haha by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Apr 2023
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Your eyes narrowed, you carefully inspect the leaf he’s drawn. It’s...a leaf, certainly, but the shape still looks...well...suspiciously dick-like.
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31 May 2026
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Time travel and a Karkat sandwich.
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- Part 2 of Maximum
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29 May 2026
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When Sollux spots a familiar looking troll in a porn video, he goes undercover and reaches out to them in order to confirm his suspicions.
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24 May 2026
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"My decision to move on - beyond the death of Sollux Captor and, with it, everything else - was no more of a decision than the one made by an unconscious man to be transferred to an intensive care unit, or by a baby to be born, or by rain to fall in a city that’s already flooding. In a way, it was not a decision at all. It was paralysis."
This is the first paragraph of your novel. You still think it’s awful. When you hear people quoting it, you cringe.
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20 May 2026
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Jake's intention for Strider's first visit to his island home is a day of fun and adventuring, like a scene out of one of his adventure movies, or even one of those great comedies about best bros engaging in wacky hijinks. What Jake gets is a refreshing swim with a side order of mostly-repressed sexual confusion.
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19 May 2026
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"Have you ever kissed anyone before?" Jake asked, shifting his sitting position.
It was so sudden, that Dirk could barely process what he was being asked. Years of being alone in the middle of the ocean, with no company but his puppets and Cal...of course he hadn't. Unless you counted making out with a porcelain face that couldn't reciprocate.
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Jake teaches Dirk how to kiss after learning his new boyfriend is terrible at it
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- Part 1 of We're making this happen
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17 May 2026
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Eridan's spent his life trying to live up to his abusive parent's expectations, and for the most part, succeeded. He's a successful legal prosecutor, got perfect grades throughout his schooling, never did drugs or caused any scandals that would bring trouble to his family's name. However, on the day of his 29th birthday, a hurtful memory of words in the form of Sollux Captor show up.
"This is Sollux!" Feferi gestured towards the man in question, arm looped through his, "we just started dating last month, but I can already tell this one's a keeper."
Sollux does not remember him, nor would he have reason to, but Eridan remembers.
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16 May 2026
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Sollux pretends to be a hot e-girl so that Eridan will pay for his Discord Nitro and also some other stuff. It's easy(if slightly humiliating) work, and Sollux doesn't feel too bad about deceiving Karkat's weird friend. He's just some dumb, gullible loser with too much money anyway.
Sollux didn't expect for him to be the most beautiful man he's ever laid eyes on.
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15 May 2026
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John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.
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Originally for the kink meme.
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13 May 2026
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equius hits up sollux for some help fixing up his robots.
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09 May 2026
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Dave Strider Is a Totally Responsible CEO Who Definitely Didn’t Fuck His Intern Karkat Vantas at the Halloween Party by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Oct 2024
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DAVE: i need you to go undercover as a maid
KARKAT: YOU NEED ME TO FUCKING **WHAT!?**
DAVE: not a REAL maid
DAVE: ok yeah kinda real in a way but its undercover so it doesnt countKarkat Vantas: 21, troll, film student, intern.
Dave Strider: 30, human, movie producer, CEO.
Both: Stupid horny.This is just a quickly written crackfic, don't take it too seriously lmao. If you don't like this dynamic, don't read it. 💀
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06 May 2026
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Dave and Karkat are invited to spend the night participating in watching a cinematic movie marathon by all their other friends. The pair decline and partake in more fulfilling activities.
In which Karkat shows off his tounge piercing, and Dave lets him experience his piercings down there.
While their friends are away having a movie marathon, Dave and Karkat participate in marathon sex on the couch.
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03 May 2026
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From the prompt: Karkat shows Dave a kink video as a joke, and it turns out Dave is unexpectedly and humiliatingly into it. Karkat figures it out & wants to indulge him. I don't care what the particular kink in the video is, I'm more focused on the embarrassment part and Dave being a mix of aroused/ashamed the whole time.
They don't actually get as kinky as *cough* the video they watch might suggest but it's their first time and they're figuring things out and Dave is a ball of shame.
Also this is a comic.
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02 May 2026
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Dave and Karkat are playing DnD and Dave can't stop flirting with the NPCs (which really pisses Karkat off).
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02 May 2026
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All showers Dirk takes are—by definition—legendary and infinite. Sometimes a vanishing act from sheer loneliness, a quiet time or a single outburst of vulnerability and genuineness in his otherwise fabricated selfhood. A lot of times, moments to share with Jake, or—in his absence—to think about him.
Here’s a glimpse of Dirk and Jake’s relationship through the ups and downs over the years.
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30 Apr 2026
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Tavros is growing so fast that his robotic legs often need repairs, so often that he calls upon Equius for his services every few days. Equius patiently provides, despite difficulties that have nothing to do with the repairwork and everything to do with how Tavros has certain... physical reactions while Equius is kneeling between his legs.
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27 Apr 2026
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This is not International Heartthrob Jake English. His signature mustache is no more, and in its place is day-three stubble all over. At the center of his face is a modern art sculpture of tape and gauze and metal. Both of his eyes are black and swollen, underlined by twin stripes of even, purple bruising.
There's no mistaking what happened. Jake got a nose job.
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26 Apr 2026