Cowardpromises



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    After surviving the last few years of his life, Cartman spent most days meal prepping and trying to convince Kyle he’d been getting better.

    Unfortunately, Kyle believes in therapy, emotional honesty, and having friends.

    Recovery would be a lot easier if everyone stopped noticing him.

    (Sequel to Holocaust Skinny by Christmas.)

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Cartman was not one for labels, not even for someone he's been with as long as Butters. All it takes is a small....friendly nudge from Stan and Kenny to get the ball rolling. With how easy it is to poke his buttons, surely he'll take the bait, right?

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    03 Jun 2026