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    Jesus, my back.

    I pause, gasping for breath — I'm genuinely sweating. And embarrassed. I wonder if Rocky can hear me losing to a slab of wood.

    God, I hope he can't. Please God.

    It's stuck behind a few empty crates and some miscellaneous spare lab supplies. A few beakers. A blender, for some reason. An ironing board. Why? Because go to hell, Ryland Grace, that's why. You can't have enough fuel to come back but you can have an ironing board with no iron. Here's two kilos of cement-flavoured coma slurry. Kill yourself.

    "I'm being dramatic," I tell myself aloud.

    I'm really not. Dying in space is a very dramatic situation.

    The ways that Rocky and Grace miss everything all the time, yet watch over each other, always.

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    25 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    It's the little moments spent together that define a family.

    (A found family short story collection)

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Tom picked up his plate and made his way to the living room, the sandwich in his mouth just long enough to take a bite before he let it drop back onto the plate.
    “Hey, Ozzy, you ready for some Holiday Wars?” he grinned, rounding the corner and…
    And Ozzy was sitting on the floor, nosing a limp, dark lump on the couch. A dark lump lying on his stomach with black quills, red highlights, and charred metal shoes. Shadow shifted, turning his head just enough to stare Tom in the face with a piercingly red eye.
    Tom was frozen. He couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t move. Couldn’t look away.
    Then Shadow shifted again, tucking his face down into the couch cushion.

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    Or, Shadow shows up unannounced, and everybody has to deal with it. Heaven knows they can’t turn him over to GUN. So they’ll just have to make do.

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    13 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    After the Young Avengers defeated Mother, an interdimensional parasite, and saved Earth, they are rightfully celebrating their victory. All but one. Billy Kaplan is fighting with his own personal demons after the events that took place during Mother's invasion. He struggles to process his emotions, stuck on an almost final decision he made with an alien blaster. Billy tries to understand his own mind while his loving boyfriend Teddy struggles with being left on the outside, watching his love pull away.

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    05 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Hey, babe. I know you're sleeping like a friggin log and won't get this til later but I need some assistance. If hypothetically-- and the hypothetical is big here, okay? Very big-- someone managed to cast a crazy spell thanks to a magical arrow and said magical arrow opened a strange glowy projection of astral energy… what would happen if they maybe, pshh- oh, I dunno. Touched it?"

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    Kate Bishop shoots an arrow she wasn't supposed to, an ancient magic comes to life and things get wonky from there.

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    05 Nov 2024