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Wilbur shuddered at the idea of getting bitten by an army of raccoons. “I won’t hurt you,” Wilbur said.
“Good.” Tommy still looked nervous though, and he hunched his shoulders down, somehow making his already small form even smaller. “Because… because they’ll bite you.”
“Good for them,” Wilbur said, “I don’t want you feeling unsafe here.”
OR, Prince Wilbur finds a raccoon hybrid by the name of Tommy in a palace storage room, being fed and cared for by an army of raccoons.
So Wilbur decides to adopt.
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nocturnal animals by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jun 2022
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Again, Tommy knew he shouldn’t care. But he knew he’d never be able to live with himself if he did what Wilbur asked. This guy deserved a chance to live, even if he was undead. His chance at a normal human life had been stolen, and while Tommy couldn’t explain why, he felt like he had to make that up to him.
“Just… let me try to find you a blood source that doesn’t involve hurting people,” Tommy said, squeezing his shoulders. “Once we get that worked out, and you don’t have to worry about feeding, we can figure out where to go from there.”
The frustration slowly leaked out of Wilbur’s face, until the only thing left in the lines of his forehead was exhaustion. Not physical exhaustion, but something more. Something deeper.
“You’re the worst fucking vampire hunter I’ve ever met.”
aka the fic where Tommy's google search history is probably 'what do I do when the vampire I'm trying to kill is depressed as hell and I feel too bad to actually kill him?'
(turns out the answer is 'make him your roommate and have a found family arc together')
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22 Jan 2026
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“你是新兵，你是玩家。”
* 因为不想BE于是拼命钻研游戏机制却意外和游戏内角色有了联系的故事
* 私设巨多，没有逻辑
* 游戏游玩顺序为COD10、老版现代战争、新版现代战争。最后世界大融合。
* 你在游戏里的形态从附体角色变为独立角色
* 大量游戏捏造预警。前期你的操作笨比但是上手后很快变成游戏糕手
* OOC预警主要男嘉宾Logan/Hesh/Keegan/Ghost，可能会有Roach，或者其他角色www
原著剧情向，整体轻松风，会写得很杂，感谢包容，祝食用愉快～
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- Part 1 of 【COD乙】玩家只想HE
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19 Dec 2025
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西幻设定注意，ooc注意
yn以一敌五虽不胜仍显勇者雄风！ghost五打一狼狈逃窜难掩魔王颓势！
（以上是假的，剧情是yn战败了被关在魔王城被五个人外酿酿呛呛的故事）
现代社会道德束缚太多？西方幻想设定就没问题啦（当然不是）
没有暴力，全程你情我愿乐在其中，每次写着写着又忍不住想要写点乐子和吐槽我真是没救了，介意请退出。
大量XP出没中
ghost：魔王
keegan：恶灵法师
konig：触手怪
nikto：梦魔
krueger：恶龙章节内xp请注意：
第一章 Konig 触手play，产卵
第二章 Nikto 双熊夹心
第三章 Keegan 内窥
第四章 Krueger 下药
第五章 Ghost 强制口交
第六章 Konig 女性主导 Krueger,Nikto衣柜playBookmarked by CrawlingAxolotl
14 Nov 2025