CrunchyTeeth
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Punk and Posies by CrunchyTeeth
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach - Fandom
28 Apr 2022
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“Hello?” They asked, hoping that the call wasn’t about one of the unpaid bills that sat in their hands.
“Hi, is this Vic Greenwell?” A peppy voice rang out from the speaker of the phone.
“Yeah, that’s me.”
“Wonderful! My name is Betty and I’m the hiring manager at Freddy Fazbear’s Mega PizzaPlex,” she cheerfully said, “And I saw that you had applied for the position of primary animatronic caretaker.”
Vic needed a job and despite the rumors surrounding the PizzaPlex, they decided to jump on the opportunity. I sure do hope a robot doesn't form an emotional attachment with them.
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Learning Pain by CrunchyTeeth
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half-Life but the AI is Self Aware
03 Apr 2021
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An HLVRAI soulmates AU, specifically a pain soulmate AU. Me and a friend noticed that there was a severe lack of soulmate AUs so I'm filling that fucking gap.
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two tansies, one rhododendron, and one red tulip by MichelleFeather
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Jiang Wanyin had claimed Wei Wuxian left when they were sleeping, that they had planned on going back to Lotus Pier, to fight against the Wen stronghold that was there, to reclaim the bodies of Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan - and Wei Wuxian had fled, run, disappeared, vanished.
He claimed that he woke up, and Wei Wuxian was gone, not a single trace of him in the space they had found to sleep in.
Immediately, others were giving Jiang Wanyin their condolences for having such a disobedient disciple, for Wei Wuxian fleeing in the night after everything he had caused, leaving the aftermath to be faced alone by Jiang Wanyin.
Lan Wangji had never believed such a story.
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You'd been rogue your whole life, the closest you ever had to a pack being your fellow captives in the omega trafficking ring you grew up in. Allowed to join the military despite the restriction on omegas in combat roles, you stuck to solo ops, keeping to yourself as you'd always done, despite the higher ups' constant 'suggestions' that you be put onto a team so you'd have an alpha watching over you.
You'd never folded. Pack life wasn't for you.
Until the suggestion became an order.
The O.M.S.P - or Omega Military Support Program - had been created two years ago to ease stress for alpha dominant packs on military bases, and a certain team had fallen out with every civilian omega that had been sent their way.
So now they were sending you.
Complete.
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Another Rabbit in the Cloud Recesses by azure_enechelon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
30 Apr 2026
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While reeling from a mysterious kiss he receives on Phoenix Mountain during a hunt (maybe going blindfolded was a bad idea?), Wei Wuxian stumbles across a curse array and finds himself transformed into a rabbit. In the middle of a hunt! Good thing Lan Wangji is there to rescue him...or is it? Hasn't Wei Wuxian been spending the last three years trying not to get dragged back to Gusu?
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How To Train Your Demon by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Apr 2026
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Seven years ago, a suspected paper doll mission went sideways, leaving Wei Wuxian's body an empty shell. It became the holy grail of sorts for demonic spirits: a body that could allow them to reach their full potential. Lan Wangji, the world's strongest cultivator, guards him from that fate.
Many spirits have tried many things: brute force, bribery, and even imitating his lost spirit. All have failed.
Until a group of teenagers wake a sleeping demon during a seance. One whose personality bears a striking resemblance to Wei Wuxian. Could this be Lan Wangji's missing love, or just another attempt to snatch his body?
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An Unscheduled Stream by trippednfell
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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A viral video sweeps through the internet, which appears to show the 1st disciple of Yunmeng Jiang take on a full nest of evil beings in an attempt to protect five juniors from his sect. The unscheduled livestream captures everyone's attention, but there has to be more there than meets the eye.
The Lan assign their own 1st disciple, Lan Wangji, to investigate. That investigation will take him years into the future and miles away from Gusu as he seeks to find the truth. When he does find it, it has a far greater impact on his life than he could ever imagine.