Daddy_Dong
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I am currently in my boyfriend's dnd campaign and we have a player and npc OTP that we had to make real. This is a collaborative effort between me and a couple other party members. I think this is silly. And I know none of ya'll will know these characters, but I'm just posting just to post. Enjoy!
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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12 Nov 2025