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even in a cage.
even dressed in silk.Patrick has little control over his life in a world where werewolves are treated as commodities. And now the league wants him to be paired off with another player. He's only a little scared. He has to remember who he is as he is pushed towards making a decision.
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carry more than just my secrets by Clutching_Arrow, DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandoms: National Football League (US) RPF, Taylor Swift (Musician)
24 Jan 2026
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After tearing his UCL his sophomore season at Texas Tech, Patrick has options. He can recover and attempt to keep playing football, or he can quit. When he fights with his parents about not pursuing the NFL or MLB, Patrick moves to Kansas and joins the Kansas Highway Patrol Academy. Months later, he's a sworn trooper.
By 2024, Patrick has much bigger worries than the soulmark on his arm. He cares little about which NFL player is dating which pop star, not when he's busy writing traffic tickets, kicking down doors, trying to keep drugs off the Kansas Turnpike, and buying his K9 partner pup cups. Tayvis? He doesn't know what that is, not until a manhunt lands him in the lap of a handsome NFL player.
He does not get paid enough for this, but at least his coworkers find his misery funny.
Between causing drama on twitter for doing his job, figuring out his place in an already established relationship, and having two famous soulmates... He has his hands full. Especially when a drunk driver pukes on his boots at 3:00am for the second time in a year.
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what happens when a writer has a bodycam footage, NFL and Taylor Swift hyperfixation.
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Before they can come out to the public, Patrick and Justin first, obviously, have to speak to the important people in their lives, starting with their families, and then the organizations and teams.
Patrick is being so normal about all of this.
It'll work out.
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- Part 2 of crashout
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Patrick is fresh off losing a Super Bowl, and he enters his house to see his ex-boyfriend in it. He responds normally,
They work it out.
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- Part 1 of crashout
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like damp wood that won’t light by DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandoms: National Football League RPF
26 Oct 2023
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The offense watched him go before turning to Blaine and Chris. The two quarterbacks shrugged and Blaine started off after Patrick, Chris quickly scrambling after him.
Kadarius quietly whispered, “He’s in the getaway car.”
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- Part 6 of 2023 NFL Season Mahomes/Rodgers
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crashout by DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandom National Football League (US) RPF, National Football League RPF
23 Jan 2026
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2023 NFL Season Mahomes/Rodgers by DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandom National Football League RPF
26 Oct 2023
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equestrian patrick mahomes by DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandom Equestrian RPF, National Football League RPF
12 Aug 2023
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Kansas City Chiefs One-Shots by DamnedToEarthNotHell
Fandom National Football League RPF
22 Feb 2023
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Mand'alor Jaster Mereel has never put much stock in the integration program. But then he encounters Obi-Wan Kenobi and decides that he would make an excellent Mandalorian… and integrating his adiik along with him will make him that much more compliant.
As for his ad and heir, Jango Fett... that's where things start to get complicated.
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To Be Mando'ade by Clarybell90
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Apr 2021
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Set in "Integration" AU.
Master and padawan run afoul of a group of Mandalorians. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, his devotion to protecting his charge just shows his captors just how Mando'ade he can be.
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