DarkWebKermit
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Staying in a relationship with someone you know is lying to you is difficult. Trying not to fall in love with someone else at the same time is even harder.
(alternatively; Jimin is spying on his boyfriend for the police while trying not to fall in love with the detective on his case. Which would be easier if Yoongi was trying at all)
(IN LIEU OF RECENT EVENTS IM COMING BACK JUST TO SAY: ACAB. THIS IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF WHAT THE POLICE SYSTEM IS. THIS IS FICTION)
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When Steve applies for a summer camp per Dustin's request, he doesn’t expect to have the most interesting summer of his life.
Featuring a sulky metalhead who hates Steve for no reason, eight kids set on driving Steve to an early grave, Robin Buckley’s ability to charm any girl she wants, and Steve’s bisexual disaster/dream/nightmare.
But hey, that’s what summer camp is all about. Right?
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- Part 1 of CFCU (Camp Folktale Cinematic Universe)
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03 Apr 2023
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Eddie Munson is famous for giving his bodyguards the slip. Enter Steve Harrington. Has this bratty rock star finally met a babysitter that can keep up with him?
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- Part 1 of Flight Risk
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26 Mar 2023
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the seventh heaven (when i kissed the teacher) by judasofsuburbia
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Feb 2023
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Eddie leans forward a little and squeezes Steve’s shoulder. He whispers, “Or maybe I just want to see you when there is not 20 five-year-olds staring at me.”
From this proximity, Steve can smell his cologne and lingering car oil. He can feel his brain cells dying every second he inhales the intoxicating aroma. Steve breathes shallowly, too aware of the growing blush on his cheeks, and says, “S-sure. I’d like that.”
Eddie smirks and has the audacity to wink before going to each of his kids, ruffling their hair, and kissing them goodbye with a big wet smack on their cheeks. He passes by Steve again and murmurs, “I won’t say goodbye to you like that. Not yet, at least. Good luck with my little gremlins” before walking out the door.
or: kindergarten teacher! steve is ready to give up on dating when single dad! eddie walks into his classroom. now he sees everything in a different light.
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- Part 1 of take a chance on me
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20 Feb 2023
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"All in all, the new kids were great. Sweet, fiercely loyal, and way too good for a shitty little town like Hawkins. They were definitely going to get out and make it big, if they managed to live through high school.
There was just one big fat problem- the boys kept lying about knowing Steve Harrington.
And not even just knowing him. According to Dustin, Steve was their babysitter. Their goddamn Babysitter."
A No-Upside-Down AU with HOH Steve, Badass CODA Robin, Eddie learning that he might have some prejudices of his own, and the Party generally just being the coolest kids on the planet regardless of psychic powers or monster hunting abilities.
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11 Dec 2022
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Blanc returns from Greece and enjoys the solace of a very pleasant domestic arrangement.
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30 Nov 2022