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    Updates every Wednesday

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    29 Mar 2025

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    Bucky Barnes was a SHIELD agent who had to be put on leave after an unfortunate incident during a mission left him temporarily Gift-less.

    Steve Rogers was a cold, bitter man who had a history and a strong penchant for hating SHIELD agents.

    Both were just minding their own business when they suddenly bumped into each other on the street. Needless to say, things did not go well.

    (Also the meet-ugly AU with a sprinkle of magic and a whole bucket of angst)

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    21 Jun 2022

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    Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

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    09 Jun 2022

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    Steve Rogers has been having a very long day. A very long week. A very long several months since twelve separate news outlets managed to record the star soulmark in the center of his chest while he was fighting aliens in the park.

    All Steve wants to do is get through his life and quietly mourn the soulmate he lost when he went into the ice. All that kids these days want to talk about is Soulmate this and Soulmate that. Steve just wants to know how the hell does anybody hook up anymore? And how the hell can he specifically hook up with the tall, handsome, metal-handed stranger he met on the most embarrassing day of his life?

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    30 May 2022

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    Steve can’t remember a time when someone’s touch had been more than perfunctory. A hand to his arm, moving him into the correct position. An arm around his shoulders, blocking him from a hit. He can’t remember the last time that someone touched him for the sake of the contact; because Steve deserved gentle things.

    In a big, bright, lonely new world, Steve finds solace in a hair salon.

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    14 May 2022