DefinitelyNotAZombie
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When Mako get's a roommate in college he's less than thrilled. It doesn't help that Jamie is kind of a little shit. Unfortunately he's also a little shit who's a lost cause at the gym and even if Mako does kinda want to tear his head of he can't just watch while Jamie gets stuck under a barbell either. He decides to show him the ropes, just until he's not a danger to himself or others anymore, thats it.
What the big guy doesn't realise is that Jamie's already weaseling his way into his heart and just how much his kind of screwed up matches Mako's.Or:
Mako enjoys his personal space. Jamie also enjoys Mako's personal space.
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Junkrat may not remember most of what has happened to him, but that doesn't make it hurt any less. Quite the opposite, actually. But in the outback pain tends to either kill you or turn into anger and neither Rat nor Roadie will be killed before they get their payback.
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Much more painful than a gunshot by DefinitelyNotAZombie
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
22 Jul 2023
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Junkrat gets injured and Roadhog's gotta make sure he doesn't bleed out and die. Unfortunately, the young junker seems to have different priorities. Hijinks ensue.
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Junkrat's dysphoria get's overwhelming and in true Junkrat fashion he come's up with a stupid and reckless plan to take care of the issue. Roadhog isn't gonna let his boss bleed out and die, so he comes up with a solution.
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Roadhog is gone and Jamie can't get himself to focus, now that he's all alone. Luckily his trusty zippo doesn't disappoint and his loyal piggy also seemingly always knows when he's needed by his boss again.
Alternatively: Jamison plays with fire and Mako eventually joins in.
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A mission that doesn't go as planned detonates the attraction that Soap and Ghost have been dancing around for months. But they both have their reasons for remaining apart, and the fear of rejection they don't know they share threatens to end any chance they have together.
Or T4T Ghost/Soap where neither knows the other is trans, and both are afraid of being rejected for being trans. shenanigans ensue.
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28 Dec 2025
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Soap is a stripper, working at The 1-4-1 Lounge, an exclusive, gay strip club. Most nights go over without a hitch, but every once in a while, a customer needs to be shown the door.
Ghost, the club's new bouncer, is more than happy to oblige.
Seeing Ghost manhandle his offender across the room ignites something in Soap, and he knows, without a doubt, that he won't rest until he gets Ghost in his bed.
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16 Nov 2025
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Simon Ghost Riley can’t be touched. He thinks, sometimes, that if someone ever touches his bare skin, he might shatter into a thousand shards of glass, the same way that if someone ever says a kind word to him beyond "job well done, Ghost", he might break in such a way that he’ll never, ever be able to put himself back together again. He thinks, regularly, that he might be very, very fucked up.
Until Soap comes along. Soap, who has never been scared of him. Soap, who took one look at Ghost and his bulk and his defences and decided not to take them as the warning they are. Soap, who treats him like he’s normal. Soap, who came out of that fucking tunnel with a new scar on his temple and some chest candy to go with it, cocksure and confident, sharper and snarkier than ever.
Can Ghost find the intimacy he so desperately craves and learn to love again? Will Soap help him unlock a part of himself he thought was dead forever?
Spoiler alert: the answer is "yes".
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29 Oct 2025
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Life drawing. They had had all kinds of models throughout the semester and now they had to go out and “stretch their wings,” “find their muse.” Ultimately, they had to ask one of their unimates to sit in (preferably) their underwear for several hours so that they could draw them. Everyone else is talking about cheerleaders or classmates they want to draw, but Jamie knows exactly who he wants to use.
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16 Oct 2025
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“Do you know why you’re here?”
How in the blue bloody fuck did he get here?
He knew she meant on the floor, but couldn’t help but let his mind try to unravel the fact he was in a sun-drenched penthouse apartment in Utopaea when he really should’ve skipped town a few weeks ago.
Why does he keep letting pretty faces in thigh high boots do this to him?----
Whilst hiding out in Utopaea, Junkrat decides to hook up with a local suit who has clever hands and some fascinating uses for hardlight technology.
Edit// New Chapter, why not? Adding a third after this one. Ooo baby a triple.
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06 Oct 2025