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Hermione Granger, who spent the last ten years of her life making sure she was anything but, has taken a position as Hogwarts' new combined Muggle Studies & Magical History professor. Much to her deep regret and mild embarrassment. Her new colleague and former arch-nemesis Draco Malfoy, is suspiciously drugged with Amortentia. His object of affection? The aforementioned (and now majorly) embarrassed and deeply regretful Hermione Granger.
They have until the start of the new school year to figure out who did it and how to cure him.
(This fic is inspired by artwork by elidormiens on instagram. Please go check out their amazing work, they are so talented and genuinely one of my favorite fandom artists.)
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18 May 2026
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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10 May 2026
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Ten million galleons in exchange for teaching Draco Malfoy the finer arts of sexual pleasure before his wedding.
For an entire year. In secret. While he’s betrothed to someone else.
What could go wrong?
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10 May 2026
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The pen-pal: charming, vulnerable and writes letters that make Hermione's heart race (and her thighs clench)
The colleague: insufferable, reoganises all of Hermiones filing systems and argues about everything
The problem: they're the same person
The solution: three months of letters, one Christmas Eve gala, and a glass or two of champagne
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04 May 2026
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The five years after the war have not been kind to Draco Malfoy, and he would like to have a breakdown about it in peace, thank you very much. And yet, the very place he chooses for his meltdown happens to be just outside of one Hermione Granger's cottage. He needs help, but he doesn't even know how to take it.
And his family home needs help, too.
Join Draco Malfoy on his quest to become Himself again, and in the process, fall hopelessly besotted with Hermione Granger as well.
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03 May 2026