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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Tenna is more than tired of how the Addisons treat Spamton, and so he hatches a plan to make sure they never bother him again. A very... Fattening plan. No one likes a flat screen anyway.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    The sight of an untouched chocolate cake in Tenna's suite gives Spamton a grand old idea.

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    07 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.

    (New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 27/5 to include word art up to chapter 14!)

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    “What if someone comes in?” Tenna whined, voice strained, hips trembling with anticipation. He was stroking the back of Spamtons head, obviously trying to reason with himself- always thinking too hard, worrying about the consequences.

    Spamton pulled back, a line of spit dripping down his chin, making him look unfathomably filthy. “Then we give ‘em one hell of a show.”

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    19 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Everything’s just… gone so well! And– and you make it more fun to go to work every day! It makes me happy– YOU make me so happy, every day!! Hehee… M’always smiling when I’m around you, I can’t h– can’t even help it!! Haha…”
    As Tenna rambled on, Spamton felt a strange twinge at his collar. The CRT’s drunken sway pulled his attention in despite himself. Tenna’s usual carefully practiced bravado had gone crooked, looser around the edges. His gestures were wide, broad, and careless of taking up space. It was rare to see the man without that flicker of self-checking behind every action– unfiltered and unafraid.
    That… drew him in. It stirred something in Spamton that he wasn’t ready to acknowledge.

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    Or, drunk Spamtenna roadhead with a side of touch-starved yearning

    ( Edit: Now with art! )

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    11 Mar 2026