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    On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…

    Evan.

    Damn.

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    One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.

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    06 May 2026

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    In which Tony Stark gets kidnapped (again), meets a real life superhero, and has a long-delayed midlife crisis.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Steve and Danny go undercover to investigate the death of a SEAL before a sensitive joint Special Forces’ operation. With Steve as the SEALs' new team leader and Danny as the reporter assigned to shadow him, Danny finally gets to see the hidden depths of the real Lt. Commander McGarrett.

    Set between 2.22 and 2.23.

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    25 May 2025

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    Enterprise is safe to fly another day. All thanks to Captain James T. Kirk's sacrifice. He's made peace with his death, even though it breaks his heart one final time to see the hurt in Spock's eyes. Still, the last thing he gets to see is the face of one of his dearest friends... until his eyes snap back open. Not in a hospital. In a shuttle as it lands at the Academy.

    “Once you exit the shuttle you are free to return to your dorms. Those of you who are new, you’ll follow me to registration and physicals,” a vaguely familiar-looking officer says, and Jim’s heart stops in his chest. Surprising, considering it shouldn’t be beating at all.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    When Spock chose Starfleet over the Vulcan Science Academy, he had not anticipated cohabiting with the most illogical, irrational, emotional human he ever met.

    On the flip side, Jim never asked for a Vulcan chaperone, especially one as snotty as Spock, son of Sarek.

    A Starfleet Academy AU in which Spock adapts to human life, Jim learns very, very quickly never to play a prank on a Vulcan, and there are far too many people after Jim Kirk's life.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    “If I’m in a no-win scenario and have the opportunity to cheat, I will!” Jim snapped, whirling on Spock. His eyes were practically electric with fury. “You seem to think my solution is unfair. If the only option I have in order to save hundreds of lives--even one life--is by cheating, then I’m going to fucking cheat! Do you understand?”