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They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs by mea_astrxm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Apr 2026
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He had never thought of it. 'Opening up'. It sounded like a foreign concept. Yet, what would happen if someone were to find out about his secret? How does he react?
perhaps by kissing another man
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Lohen is related to the abyss or smth idk
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03 Jun 2026
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Qiao Ling had watched Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang do this weird little situationship dance for months.
There had been staring. Suspicious amounts of “bro.” Emotional constipation. Almost-confessions. Accidental flirting. Unintentional jealousy. And enough tension to power an entire city.
So naturally, Qiao Ling took matters into her own hands.
Featuring:
- Qiao Ling acting like the unhinged host of a reality show
- Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang being the most embarrassing people alive
- Fake dating vibes without the fake dating
- Approximately one brain cell shared between everyone in the roomOr: Lu Guang and Cheng Xiaoshi are painfully in love, Qiao Ling is losing her mind, and nobody in this studio is behaving correctly. (Guys please donate them brain cells or some sanity)
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21 Apr 2026
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They were never supposed to become this close.
At first, Lu Guang is just the quiet, cold guy Cheng Xiaoshi cannot stand. Cheng Xiaoshi is too loud, too impulsive, too everywhere. Lu Guang is too distant, too serious, too impossible to read.
Then somehow, between crowded classrooms, late walks back to the studio, shared jealousy, stupid arguments, basketball games and the kind of longing that hurts more than it should, something changes.
A fiction takes place in their college years, about two people falling in love in the messiest way possible. From strangers to friends. From friends to enemies. From enemies to something far worse. Something softer, something terrifying, something that blooms quietly when neither of them is paying attention.
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Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang spend way too much time staring at each other, fighting, being jealous, and acting like an old married couple before finally getting their shit together.Bookmarked by Dodge09
21 Apr 2026
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Tired of being hit on, Lu Guang embarks on a fake relationship with Cheng Xiaoshi - all while investigating a kidnapping ring, lying to everyone they know, and trying to Make More Money™.
(A.K.A. just another typical day at the photo studio.)
-- In which they’re both far too enthusiastic about pretend-dating, and the line between reality and fiction gets blurred
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18 Apr 2026
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Local Deity Discovers Shitposting by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Mar 2026
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“I found this 'meme codex',” Zhongli continues serenely, flipping through what appears to be a poorly-bound series of crayon-scrawled diagrams compiled by children, titled in crooked handwriting: Funny Faces and Sentences That Make No Sense But Make You Laugh Anyway. Volume I.
“This is child propaganda,” Childe says. “You’re being indoctrinated by a fourteen-year-old.”
“The young are our future, are they not?” Zhongli muses. “And I admit, their semiotic complexity is impressive.”
He squints at a page with a scribbled stick figure saying “amogus” beside what appears to be a lopsided potato. “What, pray tell, is a ‘sussy baka’?”
Childe lets out a noise like a bird dying in reverse. “Don’t say that. Ever. Not with your mouth. Not with that voice.”
“But it is written here, repeatedly.”
“Burn it.”
In which Zhongli discovers memes and Childe discovers suffering.
(Or, there are many things Zhongli takes seriously: history, contracts, Childe. Unfortunately, he now takes memes seriously too.)
Series
- Part 47 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
Bookmarked by Dodge09
09 Mar 2026