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Sasuke, an ex-Federation agent, meets a peculiar alien in the wreckage of a federation vessel on a desolate planet.
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It was a massacre. Blood spattered on the wall, almost fully meatless bodies stacked on top of each other, meat scraped clean off their bones while the fattier parts still lingered about, discarded like bruises on bananas. They were more decomposed—these ones unrecognizable as human and just an amalgamation of scrap to feed whatever beast lurked here.Sasuke, despite witnessing awful tragedies before, felt his stomach lurch at the sight.
The floor rumbled behind him, agile footsteps pattering on the cold metal. Sasuke whipped around, drawing his sidearm and pointing it at the source, only to be met with nothing.
“Show yourself.”
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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09 May 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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08 May 2026
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It was absolutely the most devastating thing to ever happen to him in his six years of life. He knew Uchiha were supposed to love too deeply, but this was ridiculous! He was just a kid, for god's sake! He didn't want to be in love!
Or: Sasuke gets a crush and it messes with best laid plans.
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- Part 1 of Not A Puppy Love
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20 Mar 2026
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Miracle child Kakashi had thought the first time he saw Uchiha Sasuke.
Or, Kakashi and Sasuke. Through the ages.
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09 Jun 2025
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)
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18 Jul 2024