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  1. Public Bookmark 43

    no bark all bite by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    03 Jun 2026

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    “Good girl, Mackie! Such a good puppy!” Will’s voice snaps him out of his trance so fast his neck hurts with how quickly he whips his head back in place.
    Will’s petting the dog on screen after she, apparently, just scored a goal, and he’s cradling her small face in his hands to pet over her floppy ears. Macklin’s eyes are open so wide he fears they’re gonna pop out of his skull.
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    or the inevitable Will and Mack Stanley pup fic where Mack gets jealous of Macklin Celewienie, 'cause he's a much better pup anyways

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

    The Wrong Game by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    31 May 2026

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    Mack collects people the way some guys collect stats.
    The night Canada eliminates USA from the Mens' Worlds, Macklin Celebrini finds Ryan Leonard on a balcony and decides he is going to be his next trophy.
    Ryan Leonard looks at Macklin Celebrini and decides he is going to use him to get back at Will Smith.
    Neither of them realizes they are running the same play.
    Neither of them wins.
    Neither of them can stop.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

    pics or it didnt happen by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Will
    so now im just chilling at this fancy ass restaurant waiting for my food with jumbo with no underwear on
    its great

    Mack
    Uhuh
    Sure
    Ur fking w me

    Will
    what??
    NO
    im being so legit

    Mack
    No way ur going commando rn
    Pics or it didnt happen

    (Or, 2 teenagers discover sexting.)

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

    think I need someone older by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    25 May 2026

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    “What exactly are you looking for here, kid?” The nickname makes Mack straighten his shoulders, lift his chin.

    “Advice? I guess?” At this point Mack isn’t sure himself.

    “Advice.”

    Mack nods. “Like… how to do it, I guess.”

    Sid uncrosses his arms, leaning his weight onto them as he adjusts his stance against the desk. “What exactly do you want to do?”

    “I—.” Mack hadn’t thought that far. “I want—.”

     

    or: while away at worlds, mack asks his former captain for help on hooking up with his best friend

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

    I Want YOUR Baby in MY Stomach by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    23 May 2026

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    The nurse gave him a sympathetic smile—the kind reserved for people who’d been waiting too long in plastic chairs—and gestured down the hallway. "He’s in recovery. Still a little loopy. He’s been asking for you. A lot." She hesitated, then added, "Like, a lot a lot."

    Or the much requested loopy Mack realizing he can’t get pregnant fic.

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    25 May 2026