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When Jabber corners him three days after their… “drunken mistake”, he offers to “clean him out” with a sleek, remote-controlled device, Zanka knows damn well it’s not a sanitizer. He’s not stupid. But, he lets it happen anyway.
Because he’s a p̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶t̶ clean freak.
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zanka: “FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SO HORNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” zanka thinked in his skull
jabber: “all of this is lowkirkenuinely cuz of me so let me help u wit dat 🤑” he said wongerlyBookmarked by Eiris_Pk
25 Jun 2026
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It’s the eyes that got him, he’ll think, later, on Friday afternoon, when he’s getting dressed to go to the cafe two blocks from his dorm, tucking a scarf around his collarbones, working clumpy drugstore mascara through his lashes. The rest of the picture was great, too, hot guy, no shirt, promising bulge in those exercise shorts. But it’s the eyes he’s most excited to see. They were looking right into the camera, right at him, with downturned corners that should have made them look gentle. Blue like concentrated ink in a bottle. The rest of the face was smiling, but the eyes were flat. Watching. Waiting, maybe. He wonders if they’ll look like that in person, too.
Bored, broke college student Jabber Wonger meets a guy who really turns his life around.
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- Part 10 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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24 Jun 2026
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Enjin is a single dad of three, working in a tattoo salon. One day a handsome man named Gris visits the shop. At the same time, Zanka, Enjin's oldest son meets someone at the university, who is a weirdo, but has an unhealthy obsession with Zanka.
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29 Mar 2026
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The challenge is simple: Anyone who can get the tassel off the cat's neck will be granted the hand of its witch, Zanka Nijiku.
Jabber has no interest in marrying some stuck-up witch, no matter how pretty he may be. What he does want, though, is access to a certain witch's garden, and the poisons within. And if the only way in was getting that snooty cat on his side, he could make nice long enough for that. He'd always been a cat person anyway. How hard could it be?
(inspired by that old tumblr story/prompt "the most wanted woman in town" but a little different obv bc its Janka)
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17 Mar 2026
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Worthless, meaningless, a waste of space. That is what he is and always will be. Until the day he dies.
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- Part 1 of 6 weeks to grace
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14 Mar 2026