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    *** Complete as of 11th May 2026 ***

    Hermione Granger has built a good life. A career she loves, a family she'd chosen, a kitchen that feels like home. The Ministry's marriage law threatens to upend all of it.

    Matched anonymously via charmed parchment designed to encourage increasingly honest communication between strangers, Hermione finds herself corresponding with a man who is infuriating, brilliant, and uncomfortably perceptive. He sees things in her she's barely admitted to herself. She's not sure whether to be fascinated or alarmed. Possibly both.

    The problem is Severus Snape, who has reappeared in her life after years of absence, and who is making it extraordinarily difficult to focus on a Ministry mandated future with someone she's never met.

    The other problem is that she's falling for them both.

    A slow burn marriage law fic told mostly in a single room, through charmed parchment, terrible pancakes, punk music, and two people who are considerably better at being honest with strangers than with themselves.

    "The charm is becoming considerably less useful as a filter. I've stopped being surprised."

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    31 May 2026

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    Lucius Malfoy and Draco Malfoy are dead. Narcissa Malfoy is a shut in with too many cats and house elves that claim abuse. Director of the House Elf Protection Agency, Hermione Granger, has her work cut out for her.

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    “Poor Narcissa, she is lost without Lucius and Draco. Every time I am there, she is worse. We have raided that place more times than I can count. If Malfoy was hiding out there, we would have found him by now.” Harry took a bite of his steak.

    “So, you still think he’s dead? Nothing new?” Ginny asked.

    He shook his head. “He’s got to be dead and buried. No magical signature, no wand use, no sightings, nothing. It’s unheard of if a magical person is alive, even if they are clever. There is always a tell eventually. He escaped Azkaban, and poof, gone like a ghost. Maybe he drowned and never left Scotland.”

    Hermione doubted that. She always gave Draco far more credit than anyone else did. She didn’t know how long he survived after fleeing the infamous prison, but she doubted he let the North Sea take him out.

    Part of Death Eaters Do It Better Fest 2026

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    26 May 2026

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    “Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.

    Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”

    That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.

    In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly antagonizes charms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.

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    15 May 2026

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    "What the hell happened?" she asked him quietly, her voice trembling, betraying the anger she still tried to hold on to. "What changed?"
    "Our relationship had an expiration date," he said, his tone matter-of-fact, like he had already come to terms with it, like he had already given up.
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    Hermione Granger's life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers, through the Daily Prophet, that Draco Malfoy—her long-time partner—is about to marry another woman. Shocked and heartbroken, Hermione tries to make sense of the sudden end to their relationship.

    Just two days later, her world is turned upside down again when she finds out she’s pregnant with Draco’s child.

     

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    30 Mar 2026

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    The former Death Eater and blonde heir apparent to the Malfoy fortune has been missing for over a year, Hermione Granger finds him on her walk home from work. He's starving, scared and doesn't know who or what he is. She'll have to remind him.

    It's easy to forget who someone used to be when who they are now, looks at you that way.

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    08 Mar 2026