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    Aziraphale’s eyes crack back to him, like a pistol whip. The fixed look enters his gaze again. Crowley stares flatly back. He’s been an apex predator for far longer than Aziraphale ever has. But then Aziraphale wrenches his eyes away and roughly shakes his head. “I really don’t. I—that is to say—she—”

    “Who?” Crowley demands furiously. “Michael? Beezlebub?”

    “Second.”

    Anger bubbles up in Crowley’s chest, but he tamps it down. It can wait. “What did she do?”

    “I don’t know, Crowley!” It’s almost like their normal bickering, except Aziraphale is shaking so hard that Crowley can hear his wings rustle. “She said—she—” He squeezes his eyes shut. “‘Fall, or die. The choice is yours’.”

     
    OR: Aziraphale is hit with sex pollen. Crowley helps him through it.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”

    Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”

    Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "You can't have been a demon," Aziraphale said. "No one used to be a demon. Why would you say that?"

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    15 Jun 2026