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    Cliff Marleau suddenly materialises at the table next to Ilya. The girl he was with before is still on the floor, now dancing with some other girls, probably the friends she came here with. “You’re actually here?” He asks, disbelieving.

    “Hello, Ilya. How are you, Ilya. It’s so nice to see you, Ilya.” Ilya responds, sarcasm dripping off every word, sliding his phone back into his pocket.

    “Yeah, yeah, sure. But like, you’re here.” Marleau dismisses him with a wave of his hand, leaning over him to reach for one of the beers. “Thought for sure you’d be with Jane, man.”

    In Ilya’s ear, Shane moans, all drawn out and breathy. “Fuck, Ilya.”

    Ilya smirks at Marleau. “Jane is busy at the moment, Marly.”

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    Ilya is out celebrating a win and he keeps coming up with reasons to stay later and later. The team finds this unusual cause he’d usually be racing to leave to meet up with Montreal Girl™.

    The team’s a little worried thinking Ilya somehow fumbled Montreal Girl™ and agreed to go along with his ideas.

    Meanwhile, Shane’s tied up on the bed with a vibrating buttplug that Ilya’s controlling on his phone.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    The athletic center has a gym floor, a shower block, a recovery pool, and a sauna. Shane has done something he regrets in all four of them.

    Or - 3 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov almost get caught fooling around in the athletic center, and the 1 time they actually do.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "Shane plays hard to get and takes it way too far"-verse
    The main story is done but will be adding some additional scenes when I feel like it
    (not gonna be in chronological order)

    If you wanna read chronologically, so far:
    1: The 5 Steps of Playing Hard to Get
    2: How to Destress After a Long Week
    3: How to Lock Down your Man

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    22 Jun 2026

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    After a viral photo outs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov while they're still busy pretending their years-long situationship is mostly just sex, the fallout gets complicated fast. The world reacts badly. Their teams react worse. Ilya's future in North America starts to look alarmingly fragile, and Shane, who has never met a disaster he didn't try to control into submission, throws himself into fixing what can still be fixed.

    Ilya has spent his whole life being wanted for the wrong reasons and discarded for the right ones. Shane has spent his whole life believing that if he is careful enough, good enough, controlled enough, he can keep disaster from reaching the people he loves.

    A practical solution emerges, then a house, then rings.

    Somehow, by the time they say their vows, both of them are certain they are the only one who means them.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Ilya couldn't imagine a worse choice of bodyguard than Shane Hollander. He's boring, he's uptight, and worst of all he's pretty.

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    21 Jun 2026