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I'll take it by your side by Ever-so-reylo (Ever_So_Reylo) for the-reylo-void (Anysia)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
15 Feb 2018
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“Have you ever kissed anyone?”
In which, when they are about to fall asleep, their defenses crumble and the bond tightens. It leads to a lot of bed sharing.- Language:
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19 Dec 2019
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The Ol' Switcheroo by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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"We can practice, if you like."
It was disconcerting, like using someone else’s shower and not quite knowing what all the knobs did.
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The night of the Nahpocalypse, they go back to Crowley's place. Bodies are switched, conversations are had, and Aziraphale says the fuck word.
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- Part 3 of Armageddon and the Associated Entities
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04 Dec 2019
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Salud, Gesundheit, and Blessings Be Upon You, May the Dark Lord Consume You by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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Or: 5 times Aziraphale accidentally blessed Crowley, +1 time when it went really sideways.
Inspired by the Ace Omens Discord server, this is an entirely self-indulgent piece of comedy that I hope someone else will enjoy.
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After the first incident, Aziraphale is always very, very careful to make sure he knows who he is blessing after a sneeze. He looks around, surveys the scene, and then, only when he is sure that it’s a human or another angel or just not Crawly, does he say ‘Bless you’. Of course, aside from the time on the Ark, it’s never Crawly, and after a while the habit starts to die away. He forgets sometimes, and it’s always fine, until one day he hears a sneeze, automatically blesses the person, and hears a whine.
He does not swear. Instead, he turns around, sheepish, and sees one very annoyed and very seared-looking demon.
“Oh,” he says, over the bustle of the surrounding market.
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04 Dec 2019
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A Metaphor Of Some Kind by copperbadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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After the world doesn't end, Hell gets Crowley and Heaven gets Aziraphale, but not for very long.
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21 Nov 2019
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presentation by mutalune for ShiverofSharks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Sep 2019
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“I - You see, it’s - “Aziraphale hiccups, waving his wine glass lightly. “It’s one of those things that’s ‘Not Done’ - C’pital letters an’ all. God gave you this form and you best be grateful. Take care of it - preserve it!” He’s clearly repeating something that has been snapped at him in the past. If Crowley had to guess, he’d put money on Sandalphon. The prick.
“Bodies aren’t museums,” Crowley says, putting his glass down and rubbing his eyes tiredly. “‘Preserve it’, like you’re a mummy. Egyptians’re wild, weren’t they?”
“It’s bad taste to change something God gave you,” Aziraphale continues. “Implies that you think you could do better than Her, ‘pparently.”
“PShhT!” Spittle flies. “Psht. PSH. ‘S dumb.”
In the way he only does when spectacularly plastered, Aziraphale pops the “p” on his, “Yep.”
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21 Nov 2019