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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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08 May 2026
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Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.
These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.
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- Part 3 of these two shitheads
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08 May 2026
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After We Fell Apart by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Aug 2015
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Not all relationships can stand the test of time—especially when said relationship blossoms in tandem with the mounting pressures from the Inquisition.
Cullen and the Inquisitor grow apart just before Corypheus is defeated. In the aftermath, the tension between them and Cullen’s worsening symptoms from his lyrium withdrawal convince him to leave his post and return to South Reach to be with his family. Almost two years later, the Inquisitor arrives there on business and sees him again for the first time. Unsurprisingly, he has not gotten any less handsome, and she is not any less regretful about what happened between them. But reconciliation is not an easy process, nor is it an inevitable one.
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04 May 2026
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This Isn't My Idea Of Fun by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
20 Jan 2017
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A Trespasser DLC story featuring noble meetings, a horde of Qunari, and a slew of conversations about feelings. So basically it's Katria Trevelyan's worst nightmare.
This is the official sequel to my previous story, Are We Having Fun Yet!
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23 Apr 2026
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Are We Having Fun Yet? by CES3725
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
06 Feb 2016
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In which Katria Trevelyan, whose only combat specialization is sarcasm, has to learn to get along with the more serious members of the Inquisition. She even begins to tolerate Cullen. Until she's in love with him.
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22 Apr 2026