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The guys take Cartman out for dinner to celebrate the end of his two-year IT program; each of them pick a spot and they hit them all in the same night, testing the capacity of his stomach—and the bounds of his heart.
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- Part 1 of Main Four Poly AU
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you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure by tuzesdays
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
24 Mar 2026
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You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.
Too bad you can't back out now.
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- Part 1 of Please, While I'm Here
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The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever by gojibstar
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 May 2026
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12 May 2026
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Throw The Dog A Bone (I'm Fed and I'm Happy) by gojibstar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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She reaches down and tangles her fingers into his hair and firmly, but not painfully, tugs. Grace huffs something out, shallow in his throat, a bit like a whine, and instinctively shivers.The pressure toes the thin line between a grounding weight and a sharp point of pain and discomfort. It is, he realizes, the first time Stratt has touched him in a while… and so firm, is the thing; it is not a passing nudge or pull in any direction, but heavy and undeniable.
Without the energy for arrogance, or to make some corny half-baked joke, he doesn’t fight her. He lets his forehead sink until it rests against the dark fabric of her trousers, just above her knee. The world stops spinning quite so fast when he has something solid to lean against.
“If you hyperventilate, you’re useless to me. And if you’re useless to me, you’re useless to them."
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Or: Post-nut clarity Grace has a flashback of him and Stratt, and he and Rocky attempt to discuss whatever the hell they are now.
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- Part 2 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever
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A Doggy is Nottin' If He Don' Have A Bone (Hold Doggy, Hold Ya Bone!) by gojibstar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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The next thing he’s aware of is Rocky’s voice, carefully intent. This means he’s discovered something new and is absolutely not going to let it go.
“Grace is ♪♫♪♫, question?”
“Huh?”
“Need word,” Rocky trills, “Domestic companion organisms. Lives in habitat of more capable species. Does not build structures. Does not contribute to heavy engineering. These common, on Erid, in units, for morale. They make noise and trip over own appendages. Cute and stupid
That is a lot of words, and Grace is pointedly half-asleep. They trickle over him in lazy streams of thought as he sips his coffee, through his early, “it-is-maybe-morning” fog…
—And then he nearly chokes on his coffee, cheeks flushed bright, bright red.
“Are you calling me your pet?”
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Or: Grace gets a boner, and all roads lead to Pet Play
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- Part 1 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever