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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    The Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers stood with a knife in hand and a small, self-satisfied smile on his face. It was a familiar sight, but one made strange by the circumstances; he stood in a bright, clean kitchen, and he was wearing an apron.

    How to keep the wolf from the door, or five times Childe fed him and one time Scaramouche returned the favour.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Vash does have his priorities in order, thank you. Wolfwood will come to learn this. Or maybe he’ll just come.

    For all the lambasting he’s wont to do about battlefield tactics and triage and self-preservation and whatnot, Wolfwood is the one awfully preoccupied with the contents of Vash’s coat.

    “You packed your strap,” he hears Wolfwood mutter behind him, aghast, as they move quickly across yet another rooftop, “but not even a single bullet?”

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Wolfwood got them Juice blues : (

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    20 Feb 2026

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    If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it.

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    01 Apr 2025

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    Ace did something hot (existed) and now Sanji can't stop thinking about him. To the point where it's becoming a problem. So he turns to a certain green-haired crewmate for advice.

    Listen, it's not like he has a lot of options.

    EDIT 2024-07-03: Renamed from "Sanji Bi Panic™" to "Sanji Bi Crisis™". Same vibe, less disturbing implications.

    EDIT 2024-10-09: Updated spelling of Zoro's name to be consistent with broader fandom convention (original tags preserved for posterity).

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    22 Mar 2025