FindMeInThePumpkinPatch



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    "I'm calling it 'Adopt a Stray,'" Cliff announced, pacing the rug. "Tomorrow night. Boston vs. Montreal. We announce a new 'tradition.' We say that Boston has noticed that not every team is as close as ours. We say we’re looking for 'strays'—players who aren’t really accepted by their team, always seem an outcast, that need a little extra team bonding or whatever. And the first 'stray' we’re adopting? Is Shane Hollander."

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    18 May 2026

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    this is a new fave HR fic
    i love the boston raiders and i love them adopting shane!!

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    the greatest and funniest HR fic of all time

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    “GET THE FUCK OFF ME!”

    Eddie frowned and his head swivelled around when he heard the shout. Whoever that was, they didn’t sound happy.

    He took a drag of his cigarette, before dropping it to the ground, scrubbing it with his foot, and started to move. Leaving behind the building’s shadow as he made his way further out into the parking lot, shifting between the parked cars of the Hideout as he followed the sound of angry voices.

    He paused as he came around the side of a car, his surprise at the scene in front of him making him freeze, Steve Harrington was possibly the last person he expected to see in the Hideout’s parking lot at 11pm.

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    When Eddie finds omega Steve in the parking lot of the Hideout with alpha’s Billy Hargrove and Tommy Hagen, he didn’t realise just how much his world would change.

    Or that it would be the start of the rest of his life.

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    “Hey, Sasuke,” Naruto’s voice is small, somewhat shy. “This is… just between us, right? So… noone knows about this.”

    Written, like all of my stories, for deep self-therapeutic reasons.

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    02 May 2024

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    Jack Zimmerman has been nominated for a make over TV show. His mother, his boss and even his best friend think that it'll change the way that the public think about him for the better.
    But Jack has a reason for accepting and it has absolutely nothing to do with how other people see him.

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    18 Dec 2019