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“What if I get a British accent? Will that fix it?”
“Nothing can fix what you’ve said today, [c/n].”
“Well that’s dramatic,” You scoff, “I’ll learn British just for you guys.”
“Holy shit, please stop talking,” Price’s exasperated voice interrupts the both of you, “You’re both insufferable. Drop it.”
or,
you dont know a single british phase, slang word, or anything, but that does not stop you from bullying the british.
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- Part 3 of call of duty
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Katsumi didn't exactly ask to be reborn. She certainly didn’t ask to be a Shinobi. But she’s here now, and she’s always been good at making bad situations work for her. And if all else fails, she’s more than willing to try out her swords on the problem.
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- Part 1 of A Broken Crown Still Shines
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09 Oct 2020
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The prophecy says that a student of Jiraiya would either save or destroy the world. It never says how. There is, however, a far wiser and more worrisome prediction to heed. ‘Hell hath no Fury as a Women Scorned’. Watch out world, Naruko’s pissed.
AKA That time Sasuke made a dumb sexist comment he didn't actually mean and Naruko's fuse evaporated into thin air, leading to the creation of a creepy fighting style, multiple friendships, and a cult.
Since APPARENTLY it isn't clear if I put this in the beginning note, I'm copying the first part of it here: This is not me making fun of feminism at all. Nor do I actually believe any gender stereotypes mentioned in the fic. So I don't want to see any comments about that. This is a crack fic, more of a joke then anything. It popped into my head and wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided that as crazy as it was I'd write it up.
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17 Feb 2020
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They knew her. The way they spoke to her, the way they looked at her; Hashirama, Tobirama, and Madara knew her. One moment of inattention on the battlefield and Naruko quickly found out why.
ON HIATUS NOT ABANDONED (12/2021)
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17 Feb 2020