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• Human is just another kind of meat by FreakiestFridays

  Fandoms: Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Yellowjackets (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Kris Collins | KallMeKris
  • Kadie Diekmeyer | That Vegan Teacher
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Cannibalism
  • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
  • Cannibalism Puns
  • Suicide Attempt
  • Past Suicide Attempts
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
  • Minor Character Death
  • Attempted Kidnapping
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Starvation
  • Gaslighting
  • Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
  • Disordered Eating
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Mental Breakdown
  • Mental Instability
  • Mental Anguish
  • Depression
  • Anxiety
  • Anxiety Attacks
  • Self-Hatred
  • Self-Harm
  • Dark Comedy
  • That Vegan Teacher being the worst
  • Gordon Ramsay low-key adopting Kris
  • Gordon Ramsay in his girldad era
  • Dysfunctional Relationships
  • Vegetarians & Vegans
  • veganism
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Heavy Angst
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Bible Quotes (Abrahamic Religions)
  • Inappropriate Use of the Bible (Abrahamic Religions)
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • Religious Discussion
  • Found Family

  Summary

  Crack fic where KallMeKris, Gordon Ramsay, and That Vegan Teacher survive a plane crash, TVT acts like an abusive mom, GR low-key adopts Kris, TVT dies, Kris and GR cannibalize her

   
  (Note: Setting and story take heavy inspiration from Yellowjackets, but no Yellowjackets characters are present. I needed to attach a fandom but had trouble finding appropriate tags. If you like Yellowjackets, you'll probably like this)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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