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  1. Public Bookmark 11

    Desire, I'm Hungry by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

    16 Dec 2025

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    Yukino Bijin wasn't good enough to be Narita Brian's prey. Only one person at the inn could ever be, and she might just be more willing than Narita Brian thinks.

    Takes place during the "Orchestra in Late Autumn" event. Inspired by Rudolf's absolutely unhinged thoughts in episode 8.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

    Meeting Resolution by Anonymous

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)  

    29 Jan 2026

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    Being rivals on the racetrack and comrades on the council meant that Brian knew plenty about the girl in front of her. Time and time again, there was an undercurrent of "instinct" between them: a desire to see the true beast within each of them, to let nothing but passion enter their minds. Usually, that would also mean a competitive spirit—

    —but as Brian kept Rudolf's wrists pinned to the wall and began to press their lips together, Rudolf did nothing to stop her, and their kisses only grew hungrier.

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    Rudolf has been neglecting her needs a bit too much lately in favor of her work. At the end of the day, she and Brian don't even make it out of the student council office before those needs burst to the surface. Also a bit of a character study (the author does not know what they're doing).

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

    But She's My Lover! by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)  

    13 Feb 2026

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    Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet have been dating for about a month now, and are getting more comfortable with their new relationship. When Vodka accidentally pushes Scarlet's buttons in a new way, something about it scares them both, and each of them become determined to iron out the kinks before it gets worse.

    OR: Two idiots try to overcome their insecurities about intimacy.

    Updates every other day.

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

    Be Cool, Not Cold by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

    22 Oct 2025

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    Interlude: Vodka gets babysat by Scarlet while bedridden and sick.

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

    But She's My Rival! by

    Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

    25 Sep 2025

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    Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet have never exactly gotten along with each other. Their deep-seated rivalry takes priority whenever they're in the same room, to the annoyance of everyone else nearby.

    But one little slip-up suddenly puts all of that into perspective.

    A finished work that will update once a day.

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    01 Jun 2026