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And to All a Good Night by Fwat
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Feb 2026
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The tree was enormous; bright green and red lights winding up a narrow spruce, round multicolored baubles dancing in the cool breeze. Sitting in the middle of a lush green island, the top of which was strewn with deep blue and warm yellow lights, it proudly outshone the black streetlamps lining the corridor. The whole almost 70 feet supposedly radiating warmth and holly jolly spirit, save a small dark spot at the bottom. As she drew closer, the uncomfortable realization it was a person almost made her turn back
It's the holidays and I have mixed feelings about it so here ya go.
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The Ten Millionth Post Pool Rewrite by Fwat
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
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What the title says. This will absolutely devolve into shameless smut. I however couldn't resist some (hopefully funny) dialogue.
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You had expected something, but not this... well probably not this. You should have known he would react this way.
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What did Alastor really get up to the night before The Show Must Go On? Was he privvy to another type of show perhaps?
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"A Wolf found great difficulty in getting at the sheep owing to the vigilance of the shepherd and his dogs. But one day it found the skin of a sheep that had been flayed and thrown aside, so it put it on over its own pelt and strolled down among the sheep. The Lamb that belonged to the sheep, whose skin the Wolf was wearing, began to follow the Wolf in the Sheep’s clothing; so, leading the Lamb a little apart, he soon made a meal off her, and for some time he succeeded in deceiving the sheep, and enjoying hearty meals." ~ Aesop
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Vi explores Piltover and practices wrangling her demons. Caitlyn explores the limits of a caffeine dependency and continues her work in Zaun. Together they explore married life and increasingly ridiculous sex positions.
Sequel to "where you go, I'm going".
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- Part 2 of the only way out is through
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06 Apr 2026
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"You know what they call a cop in prison?"
Caitlyn waits for the punchline.
"A dead cop," the guard says.
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06 Apr 2026
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Badlands by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2024
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“This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”
There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.
“Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.
“Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”
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A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.
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30 Jan 2026
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Dark Mode Enabled by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2023
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@GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
@GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
@GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.***
Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.
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20 Jan 2026
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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- Part 1 of some kind of chivalry kink
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20 Jan 2026