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    Alien Sex-Ed 101 by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    17 May 2026

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    Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.

    He sips into his mug... Blegh.

    The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.

    Then the comm crackles.

    “Hello, Robert.”

    Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.

    “I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”

    Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Canis Canem Non Est by

    Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Against your better judgment, you make a deal with Coat Guy.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    You’re Too Sweet by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    22 May 2026

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    Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.

    So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.

    There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Wasteland, baby! by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fallout (Video Games)  

    04 Oct 2025

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    Wade finds himself in the middle of Vault-tec experiment, loses a couple friends and finds himself a cowboy, what more could you ask of the wasteland?

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Upside Down by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    03 Dec 2023

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    Wade Wilson is as happy as a chipmunk in a peanut factory, Avenging by day as Deadpool, playing videogames and eating countless tacos by night. But something is missing from his life, or so say the ever present voices in his head.
    In the course of investigating several gruesome deaths with his teammates Hawkeye and Black Widow, they discover that something large and arachnoidian is terrorising New York.
    'Pool follows some clues, and that cute brunet guy who keeps turning up, and finds himself at the spinneret ends of the elusive spider monster. But is he actually a monster, or is there more to his story?

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    28 Jul 2025