GOTTA_CATCH_MEE
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“Are you saying you're better than him?” Cartman grinned, inching just a bit closer to his face, testing the waters.
Kyle's cheeks flushed, but he kept his cool. “I just might be. And I think you would agree, wouldn't you?” he leaned forward as well, feeling Cartman's breath on his skin.
“Prove it to me.”
Cartman starts dating Butters, but Kyle knows that it's just a game; he's doing it to piss him off. When one day Kyle sees them making out in the middle of the cafeteria he can't take it anymore, so he takes Cartman away from Butters to have a “talk” in the bathroom.
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10 Aug 2025
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When one night a little secret kink of Kyle's is dropped by loose lips, Eric get's a wonderful idea. But once things are set in motion, he realizes he's getting much more than he originally bargained for...
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07 Aug 2025
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He leaned in a little, and Kyle could feel the warmth of him, hear the smug grin in his voice. “Besides,” Cartman murmured, “when else are we gonna get a completely private, fully enclosed space with zero chance of being interrupted?”
Kyle blinked. “We have a bedroom.”
“Yeah, but like—this has adventure energy.”
Kyle raised an eyebrow. “Adventure energy?”
“Yeah. Like, ‘oh no, we’re trapped, what ever shall we do?’ cue slow piano music and tasteful camera angles.”
“Are you quoting a porno scenario right now?”
“I might be,” Cartman said proudly.
Kyle stared at him, utterly bewildered—and maybe a little bit amused. “You’re impossible.”
“And yet,” Cartman purred, shifting to face him fully, “you still chose me.”
Kyle snorted. “I had a moment of weakness.”
“You have those a lot around me.”
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03 Aug 2025
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His wide shoulders jittered when Eric took another side step and squeezed the handle of the rattling bucket in his left hand. In it, there was a pair of disposable gloves, a large cup and, well, lube. Heat climbs up Eric’s neck when he thinks about what’s to come, but he swallows the embarrassment down. This was perfectly professional, nothing queer about it. Sure, it was kind of odd that he’d be put in charge of collecting sperm from a hybrid so early on to his time at the farm, but giving him more advanced jobs than the other, less awesome, workers didn’t come as a surprise. He just didn’t expect it to happen so soon.
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25 Jul 2025
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Eric Cartman had never been one for silence.
Even as a kid, his voice was a weapon—sharp, loud, and always the first thing in the room to be noticed. He had something to say about everything: school lunches, politics, the way Kyle's curls bounced when he was mad. Sarcasm was his armor, cruelty his fallback. When he didn’t know how to feel, he made other people feel small. When he didn’t know who he was, he made sure everyone remembered who he wasn’t.
But now, silence clung to him like a second skin.
He sat on the edge of Kyle’s bed, hunched over, hoodie sleeves fisted in his hands. His fingers gripped the hem until his knuckles turned white, like if he just tugged hard enough, maybe he could hold himself together. Maybe the storm brewing in his chest would pass.
Kyle had gone to the kitchen to make tea, just a simple moment of normalcy. But the quiet he left behind was suffocating. And alone with it, Cartman couldn’t stop the thoughts from creeping in.He’s too good for you.
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25 Jul 2025