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As one of society's thankless betas, Robert Robertson the Third has found himself in a bizarre arrangement wherein Flambae, the flaming asshole, comes to him for fairly frequent hormone regulation. He doesn't really mind this, even though he wouldn't do this for, uh, anyone else on the Z-Team if pressed. But it doesn't mean anything, seriously.
He's just doing his job.
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We diffuse arguments with our words, zargeya; we share joy with our hands.
Flambae is going to teach Robert how to cook, even if it kills him (read: ends with him getting food poisoning).
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- Part 3 of cutting water with a knife
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Flambae knows better than to get attached to emotionally unavailable ambiguously white men, and yet—and yet.
He needs Robert. Badly.
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No one ever said doing the right thing was going to be easy. Doing the right thing twice?
To improve the odds of success for the second cohort of the Phoenix Program, SDN approves the appointment of mentors to the new cadre of former-villains-turned-superheroes.
Problem is, they decided to assign Waterboy to Toxic, who - by the way - is totally not trying to break Shroud out of solitary confinement, no sir.
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Remember how Mecha Man spoke with Blonde Blazer at Crypto? All bedroom eyes and chemistry.
Now imagine how that conversation would've gone with Flambae instead.
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칼로 물 베기 (kal-lo mul be-gi) - Bickering between couples does no lasting harm.
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Eun-yeongRobert and Daryab (Flambae), navigating their romance together.- Words:
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“Oh my God, what can you possibly be fucking annoyed about?” Chad bitches, turning on the stool to fully face Robert in his stupid same-but-different outfit. “I rescued you. That’s basically hero work—fuck, I should be clocked in for this shit.”
Robert hits him with that same flat, disappointed expression and fuck, he can't stand that shit.
“You rescued me.” Robert says the words slowly, like he’s explaining why the sky is blue to a six year old. “From what, exactly?”
Robert flirts, and Chad is confused.
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Bookmarked by Galo
29 May 2026
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i need to put this in my mouth
cute
timeless
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A former colleague writes an obituary for Charles Kingsley.
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- Part 1 of Kingsleyverse
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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Bookmarked by Galo
23 May 2026
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fucking tears in my eyes
literal #goals
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Established relationship.
Collection of connected drabbles between Robert and Flambae, focusing on fluff and their relationship.
Chapter 1: Robert is dispatched on an entirely new kind of mission, co-babysitting.
Chapter 2: Flambae loses Beef the day he and Robert move in together. Flambae enlists the help of the Z-Team to recover the missing pup before Robert finds out.Series
- Part 4 of Flambert Collection
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A Lesson on Communication by Princewelcomematt (Vagab0nd), Vagab0nd
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Feb 2026
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When Flambae invites Waterboy over to give him lessons on self-confidence and dating apps, they are both shocked to find that Robert has a Superdate profile that may or may not be a scam.
Flambert audio erotica drama with attached script.
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01 Mar 2026
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flambae is just trying to help a homie out when waterboy """ruins""" his life